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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 07:28 PM        I-MOCKERY JEWS, SHOW YOUR DIVERSITY!!
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 07:33 PM       
I thought I was a Jew, but it turns out I am just Inbred Irish.
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 08:03 PM       
My Grandpa and Great Aunt were in concentration camps.

They actually escaped by hopping off of a truck that was taking them somewhere.

People say I look like a Jew when my hair gets all curly.
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 08:07 PM       
My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell out the tower.
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Old Mar 11th, 2003, 08:22 PM        Jewish here!
Jeanette X, half Jewish on my Dad's side! My ancestors left the various eastern European countries long before the Nazis came to power, thank God for that.

I was raised as Reform, but I don't go to synagauge. I prefer to be spirtual alone.
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 01:21 AM        Does this count?
My friend asked me to pick him up a 12 pack of beer once but I didn't want to spend a lot of money so I got him a 40 of Shclitz instead and he called me a dirty Jew. I feel like that ought to qualify me for something.
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 03:32 AM       
I once dreamt that I was a jew.
But I am not, I have my roots in the merrily land of porn mixed with some German and a tad of french blood.
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 07:20 AM       
black, lithuainian, and tennesee mountain rednecks.

the klan has no idea what to think of me
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 10:54 AM       
I am the very definition of Hitler's master race. Good old-fashioned, blond-haired, blue-eyed German.

*resists urge to burst into "Deutschland uber Alles"*
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 12:49 PM       
Blue-eyed, orange haired half-German, half-Irish, non-Jew reporting for duty!
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 01:52 PM       
Can I just say you Goys can't understand a simple thread.
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 02:34 PM       
Well, but I like Jews. Unlike that dirty, Jew-hating bastard Kevin. Doesn't that count for something?
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 02:50 PM       
I'm circumsized.

That makes me a halfway, non-practicing Jew, right? :/
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 03:16 PM       
Look, I'm sorry and you guys are swell, but this thread is strictly for GODS CHOSEN PEOPLE and I wanted to show how mdiverse and tolerant WE, GODS CHOSEN PEOPLE can be, so get OUT!!!
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 03:24 PM       
After checking my bank balances this morning, I would like to be a Jew. Where do I sign up?
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 04:32 PM       
I only wish it worked that way. Every time my bills come due I say to myself "Where's MY hunk of the International Banking Conspiracy?"

NOW GET OUT OF THIS THREAD GOYISCHE PIG!
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 11:15 PM       
But Max, I'm such a diverse Jew that I'm NOT one! Don't you think you're kind of ignoring the FULL spectrum of Jewy Jewness here if you kick me and Sspadowsky out?
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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 11:36 PM       
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Old Mar 13th, 2003, 04:02 AM       
well...im italian and italians and jews are so similar that they can play each other on tv and in movies, does that count for anything?
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Old Mar 13th, 2003, 10:36 AM       
i'm so mixed-up i have no heritage.
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Old Mar 13th, 2003, 12:53 PM       
Eye tie, when I was growing up in rural Massachusetts they'd never heard of Jews outside of the Old Testament. Folks were just relieved to find out that although we had dark hair and eyes, we were not Italian.

I'm sorry to tell you though, the Lord God Almighty excludes you from his covenant, no matter what you look like. Same for you, Proto. So sorry.

And Zero, as hysterical as that picture was the first time, repetition just makes it funnier. I'm so serious. It's laugh riot. Now get the hell out of the Jew Thread.
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Old Mar 16th, 2003, 04:29 PM       
I'm a 1/4 NYC Russian Jew, but I look at least half Jewish. I've been told that I have a Jew nose, which like totally warms my heart. Along with my crazy curly hair. Any ways, besides that I'm mainly Irish. My Grandma is a 1/4 Native American which allows me to get a tan and feel special.
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Old Mar 16th, 2003, 04:57 PM       
Hobo, I'm very open minded, so as long as you have some Jew blood it's fine for you to post in this thread and show your diversity.
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Old Mar 16th, 2003, 08:07 PM       
Fuck Jews.

It's all about the Irish
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Old Mar 16th, 2003, 09:18 PM        Yeah
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I only wish it worked that way. Every time my bills come due I say to myself "Where's MY hunk of the International Banking Conspiracy?"

NOW GET OUT OF THIS THREAD GOYISCHE PIG!
I know. I even went to my Rabbi and demanded my cut of the action. He played dumb so I smacked him around and screamed, "WHERE'S MY MONEY BITCH?!"

He still didn't give it to me. You can never trust a stinking kike.
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