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Old Mar 8th, 2010, 02:00 AM        Australian Food Review!
Wherein I review various foods shipped to me from Australia!
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Click the photo to see the review at Wordpress!

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Old Mar 8th, 2010, 02:13 AM       
marmite is better!

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Old Mar 8th, 2010, 02:25 AM       
Wiffles get out.


Vegemite has to be eaten with butter you know. Did you do that? You put half a teaspoon of vegemite on the bread, and half a kilo of butter on that to mask the flavour.

"Violet crumble! These things are really strange. Strangest damn candy I’ve ever had. They’re chocolate on the inside, but inside it’s like this huge brick of hard, crunchy stuff. It’s a little hard to describe. Kind of like vanilla or something, I guess."

Uh, it's honeycomb. Chocolate covered honeycomb. Vanilla?

Tim Tams are supposed to be eaten thusly: Bite of the ends, suck up milk using Tim Tam as straw, finish off soggy Tim Tam.

Cherry Ripe is delicious and possibly one of the best chocolate bars in the known world.

Minties are awful.
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Old Mar 8th, 2010, 03:17 AM       
I heart Tam Tam, but I don't get much of it, obviously.
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Old Mar 8th, 2010, 04:41 AM       
I can send various flavours of Tim Tam to anyone that can send me some of the American style salty tasting peanut bars. I have no idea what they are called but I want some.
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Old Mar 8th, 2010, 04:42 AM       
Munch? Reminds me of peanut brittle.
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Old Mar 8th, 2010, 05:49 AM       
No, it was in a white packet.

Peanut brittle has a sweet, caramel like flavour, this was salty like peanut butter.
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Old Mar 8th, 2010, 08:22 AM       
That's the one. Loves it.
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Old Mar 8th, 2010, 03:01 PM       
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Old Mar 8th, 2010, 07:31 PM       
Australia doesnt have any foods except kangaroo and koala steaks, sand, and soup made from fallen tree branches.
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Old Mar 8th, 2010, 07:32 PM       
oh yeah and they eat bugs
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Old Mar 8th, 2010, 08:46 PM       
Don't drink the wine.
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Old Mar 8th, 2010, 09:00 PM       
Dont lick the toads either
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Old Mar 8th, 2010, 10:54 PM       
I came to this thread expecting to find a smoking crater and instead, this.

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Old Mar 8th, 2010, 11:17 PM       
It's most likely a spam bot that started this thread, but food is still an interesting subject.

Now, can someone send me some paydays? I have loads of koala meat, bugs and soup to trade.
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Old Mar 8th, 2010, 11:50 PM       
Fuck the bugs and koalas, get me some croc jerky and we're in business
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Old Mar 8th, 2010, 11:51 PM       
I can get croc jerky but I doubt I can get it out of my country.
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Old Mar 8th, 2010, 11:53 PM       
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Old Mar 8th, 2010, 11:54 PM       
I wanna try it so bad, that shit would be tasty
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Old Mar 10th, 2010, 11:06 AM       
I could send some but I'd have to wait till the next time I have money.
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Old Mar 10th, 2010, 11:16 AM       
In the mean time, pick something Australian (perhaps less of a restricted animal, and more along the lines of confectionery) that you want, and I will acquire some.
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Old Mar 10th, 2010, 11:54 AM       
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Old Mar 11th, 2010, 05:50 PM        Nope
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It's most likely a spam bot that started this thread, but food is still an interesting subject.

Now, can someone send me some paydays? I have loads of koala meat, bugs and soup to trade.
I'm not a spam bot. I just want to be a reviewer.

...What? I got censored? Then how do you post reviews here?
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Old Mar 11th, 2010, 05:51 PM        AH!
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Wiffles get out.


Vegemite has to be eaten with butter you know. Did you do that? You put half a teaspoon of vegemite on the bread, and half a kilo of butter on that to mask the flavour.

"Violet crumble! These things are really strange. Strangest damn candy I’ve ever had. They’re chocolate on the inside, but inside it’s like this huge brick of hard, crunchy stuff. It’s a little hard to describe. Kind of like vanilla or something, I guess."

Uh, it's honeycomb. Chocolate covered honeycomb. Vanilla?

Tim Tams are supposed to be eaten thusly: Bite of the ends, suck up milk using Tim Tam as straw, finish off soggy Tim Tam.

Cherry Ripe is delicious and possibly one of the best chocolate bars in the known world.

Minties are awful.


That's what I was trying to figure out! Yes! That's what it tastes like!
And thanks for the tips! I will try that right away on my tube of stale Vegemite!
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