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Old Aug 19th, 2007, 04:24 AM       
A Christian rock band was having a jam session tonight in the warehouse next to the restaurant where I work.

While I was closing up and taking out the garbage, we noticed that the entourage consisted of twelve teenagers, two middle aged women with huge asses and pink sweatpants, an old guy and one incredibly creepy middle-aged man armed with a pomeranian, standing outside the door and praising Jesus. The only song I heard them play was a horrible rendition of "Why can't we be Friends" (dragged out to fifteen-twenty minutes). This was followed by previously mentioned old guy running past me with no pants on while I took out the garbage, which in turn was followed by three of the previously mentioned teenagers running out to apologize profusely.



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Old Aug 19th, 2007, 09:11 AM       
Eeeeeeew, sweatpants.
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Old Aug 19th, 2007, 02:12 PM       
That's an awesome avatar you have there mario
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Old Aug 19th, 2007, 02:20 PM       
Is yours supposed to be that guy from the What What in the Butt video?
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Old Aug 19th, 2007, 02:22 PM       
I thought it was Keenan from Keenan and Kel
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Old Aug 19th, 2007, 05:48 PM       
its a black guy that's all we need to know
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Old Aug 19th, 2007, 05:52 PM       
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Old Aug 19th, 2007, 05:55 PM       
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Old Aug 20th, 2007, 12:42 AM       
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Old Aug 20th, 2007, 01:41 PM       
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Old Aug 20th, 2007, 02:15 PM       
mm u make me soo w*t
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Old Aug 20th, 2007, 02:43 PM       
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Old Aug 21st, 2007, 04:54 PM       
I just coughed up a loogie as big as my thumb.

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Old Aug 22nd, 2007, 04:55 PM       
We just reached 6000 members. 500 of which are surely spambots trying to create accounts, but still. we all like nice round numbers like that.

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Old Aug 22nd, 2007, 04:58 PM       
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Old Aug 22nd, 2007, 05:04 PM       
Heeell yea
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Old Aug 22nd, 2007, 06:26 PM       
I love the fact that I'm enough of a sociopath to not even try to follow along with topical shit anymore. I'm starting to hate that fact of my life and I'm often hoping that I'll be able to stop myself and think before even acting on a response. Do you guys think that sociopathy is more of a phase? I can't even remember how long I've been like this. I think I'm turning around, but on the other hand it's more of thinking the right thing to say that's even remotely entertaining on the basis of what's going around. Then again, I am constantly around people who worship Mind of Mencia or Quentin Tarintino.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2007, 06:29 PM       
Wait, maybe I'm not too sociopathic for this forum after all!
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Old Aug 22nd, 2007, 06:32 PM       
maybe you're just way too gay
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Old Aug 22nd, 2007, 06:32 PM       
im jk bro
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Old Aug 22nd, 2007, 06:48 PM       
They're slowly updating filters here. Soon I won't be able to "hang" with anybody on the internet, which I've actually never really done on a forum before.

Nothing interests me anymore.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2007, 06:50 PM       
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Old Aug 22nd, 2007, 06:52 PM       
My family took me to church when I was young and I never really knew which branch of Christianity we were.

We were Mormons.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2007, 07:43 PM       
where am i ;o
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