Some of the things people believe.

[The_voice_of_reason]

About a month ago i was getting my senior pictures taken for school and my photographer decided to tell me shy he thinks we went to war in Iraq, beware the following is not my opinion and is mostly a paraphrase.

"You know it seems as if the media kind of pushed Pres. Bush into the war. It kind of makes sense because the Jews sure would like us to set things staight over there."

and all this was preceded by "I don't want to sound racist or anything"

[Isaac]

You say that like you don't know who controls the media!

[The_voice_of_reason]

Ohhh my bad

[FS]

Did one of her eyelids twitch, and did she talk to an imaginary dog wearing pants too?

[The_voice_of_reason]

it was a he

no he was a mormon though :/

[Brandon]

That Donny and Marie-lovin' freak!

[The_voice_of_reason]

I live in an area of Arizona that has about a 60% mormon population. I have yet to meet one who actually likes Donnie and Marie. Which begs the question, WHO THE HELL DOES????

[Brandon]

The Osmonds seem to have slipped into the "What the hell were we thinking?" group along with the Macarena and other musical oddities.

[Isaac]

Mormans are the same people as Jehovah Witness, right?

[VinceZeb]

Isaac, no. The only thing they have in common is that they beat on your doors when you are trying to relax.

[Isaac]

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

Isaac

Hey thats the first time you got it right!!! HIP HIP HURRAY!!!

[The_voice_of_reason]

I have had many many discussions with Mormon missionarys and they are in no way like Jehovahs Witnesses. First off they don't see the end of the world in the immediate future. The main difference between Mormons and other Christian groups is the belief that there are still prophets alive today and that they still speak with God (they even call their church The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints) and alot of the actually prefer LDS (for latter day saints) to morman, rather pretentious to call oneself a saint don't you think? any way i am going to stop talking bout mormons now unless someone actually wants to know more about this strange and wonderful beast.

[Brandon]

I once heard they wear sacred undies.

[The_voice_of_reason]

Oddly enough i have heard (from a mormon) that when they get married in a temple (there are several) all their clothes are provided by the church and they are all white, and they only keep the underware. kinda creepy

[AChimp]

Mormons are the silly 'tards that come up to you and want to tell you the good news about Jesus... as if no one has heard of him over the last 2000 years. Seriously, they act as if he's a new discovery or something.

[The_voice_of_reason]

Yes yes they are silly 'tards.

[AChimp]

There's one guy who hangs out at one of the shopping malls downtown here that's really persistent. I have to stop there everyday to transfer buses, and there's usually a 15-20 minute wait so I get something to eat.

One week, he came up to me almost every day, and wanted me to pray with him. He was very creepy and invaded my personal space.

[shameless]

I once met a man in England who had a carved wooden cross with a bat crucified onto it (his friend made it for him as a joke), and he said that the next time the Jehovah's Witness's arrived on his doorstep, he'll chase them away. Rather good idea, actually but what if it backfires and they come back even more determined to "save" him..?

[VinceZeb]

I admire that people have that strong of a conviction to spread the word of God.... I just hate it has to be two of the fringe groups that do it.

[kellychaos]

I just answer to door in my boxers with a beer in one hand and the leash of my rottweiler in the other ... who just happens to be wearing a lace teddy complete with garters and stockings.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I used to go to school with a kid that was Morman. He wasn't allowed to watch TV. He had to leave the room and read. He was really pale and didn't go outside, he wasn't allowed. I think his mom was one of those people that got you to join their religion. I think she knocked on my door once, but I didn't answer. :/