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Old Jun 6th, 2003, 09:23 AM        Nice.
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Old Jun 6th, 2003, 10:52 AM       
No no no, see, it's a joke, not a news report.
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Old Jun 6th, 2003, 10:56 AM       
Because as we all know, being incarcerated in any sort of prison is a pleasant experience.
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Old Jun 6th, 2003, 10:58 AM       
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No no no, see, it's my life, not a news report.

Oh, thanks for telling me, "Fat Satan"!
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Old Jun 6th, 2003, 11:48 AM       
VINTH TUMBLES OVER NEW COMEDY TECHINQUE!

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Old Jun 6th, 2003, 11:49 AM       
I'm sure their "hearing", followed by execution, will be really pleasant, too.
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Old Jun 6th, 2003, 11:50 AM       
Yep, they are going to kill every single one of them without any proof whatsoever, kevin.

Could you be any more of an idiot?
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Old Jun 6th, 2003, 11:57 AM       
Keeping in mind that they are technically comabatants and not U.S. citizens, I have a few questions. Why is the U.S. held to a higher standard than the rest of the world in this regard. Would we, even in industrialized nations, be treated any better taking into reason behind their incarceration. Disregarding the fact that we may have lied about that, of course.
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Old Jun 6th, 2003, 12:24 PM       
Considering that other industrialized nations don't try to find loopholes in international treaties ("Oh, they're not prisoners of war... they're um... combatants."), I'd say, yeah, you'd probably be treated better.

POWs are POWs. Name, rank and serial number is all they have to tell you.
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Old Jun 6th, 2003, 12:27 PM       
Vince, you're just a stupid fat kid. What the fuck do you know?
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Old Jun 6th, 2003, 12:35 PM       
Please, Proto. Prove I am "stupid", "fat" or a "kid." And you tell me "what the fuck I know".
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Old Jun 6th, 2003, 12:40 PM       
1. Stupid. Read any of your posts on this board.

2. Fat. You said yourself you used to be morbidly obese, and you've been excercising but you are still heavier than you would like to be.

3. Kid. You are younger than me. 22, I believe? Therefore, I call you kid. Mostly because of your adorable naivete and endearing willful ignorance.

Consider it proven, dink.
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Old Jun 6th, 2003, 12:48 PM       
1. My post show I have a vast interest and intelligence in a wide range of topics.

2. According to the BMI index, Michael Jordan is fat.

3. Yes, I am 22. But I am a hell of a lot more mature than you.
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Old Jun 6th, 2003, 12:55 PM       
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Yep, they are going to kill every single one of them without any proof whatsoever, kevin.

Could you be any more of an idiot?
If I was you, then yes. HA!

Tell me Zebita, will their judgements be made public?? Will we have access to at least transcripts (not that that will matter after the fact and deed)?? Will their decisions pertaining to innocence or guilt be open to public scrutiny, or will we never know what made them worthy of execution...?
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Old Jun 6th, 2003, 01:01 PM       
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1. My post show I have a vast interest and intelligence in a wide range of topics.
This very sentence shows that you haven't even mastered the relatively simple art of basic speech.

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2. According to the BMI index, Michael Jordan is fat.
We're not talking about the BMI index. We're talking about you having said you were fat, and then following that up with the fact that you are STILL too heavy for your own good. But you are working on improving that, to your credit. And you don't have much credit, Vince, so cherish this little bit like gold.

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3. Yes, I am 22. But I am a hell of a lot more mature than you.
As illustrated by this one-upsmanship, no doubt.
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Old Jun 6th, 2003, 03:26 PM       
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1. My post show I have a vast interest and intelligence in a wide range of topics.
Does anyone ANYONE believe this?

You probaly could show some intelligence if you for one second didn't treat your opinions as fact and stopped with all the "My penis/brain is bigger" bullshit. Truly intelligent people let their opinions change, they don't shun facts merly because they don't fit their own beleifs.
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Old Jun 6th, 2003, 03:28 PM       
Vinth, I say you're a stupid fat kid, and research shows I am always right.
"Prove it, Prove it!" Real mature you fat stupid kid.
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Old Jun 6th, 2003, 04:50 PM       
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1. My post show I have a vast interest and intelligence in a wide range of topics.

2. According to the BMI index, Michael Jordan is fat.

3. Yes, I am 22. But I am a hell of a lot more mature than you.
I think what you meant to say was:

1!!!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL MAH POST SHOW I HAEV A VAST INTEREST AND INTELIEGNCE IN A WIED RANG3 OF 2PICS!1!1!! OMG WTF

21!1!11!! ACORDNG 2 TEH BMI INDEX MICHAAL JORDAN IS FAT!!1!!1 LOL

31!!1 WTF Y3S IM 2!!1!1!1! OMG LOL BUT IM A HAL OF A LOT MORA MATURA THAN U111!1111 OMG LOL
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Old Jun 6th, 2003, 05:22 PM       
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No no no, see, it's my life, not a news report.
Oh, thanks for telling me, "Fat Satan"!
...touche?
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Old Jun 6th, 2003, 11:50 PM       
Way to go, "VinceZeb"! :/

(Do you think I did that right? It just doesn't feel "funny" or "comebackish" to me.)
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Old Jun 7th, 2003, 12:11 AM       
Michael Jordon is overweight because of his muscle mass, not his BMI. It's funny that you introduce a nice little acronym while completely molesting its usage. If Jordon's conditioning were a normal reflection of his BMI, arterial hardening would have forced him into retirement before he even started playing. Dumbass.
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Old Jun 7th, 2003, 08:01 AM       
Sethomas, what the fuck are you even blabbing about? I know what the BMI is. Just because you come on here going "Oh no VinceZeb, I am going to type out some information to counter you and just becuase it is countering what you say, it means it's true" doesn't mean you are factually accurate.
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Old Jun 7th, 2003, 10:42 AM       
t may not neccesarily mean it, just by typing it 'out'. But I'm guessing he;s right and you're wrong. Why? Because you're a stupid fat kid. Studies have made it shown. Simple as that to boot.
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Old Jun 7th, 2003, 11:00 AM       
As we all know (or looked up in Vinth's case) BMI is a numerical rating of your health based on height and weight and is not as accurate as other means of measuring your risk of wieght-related illnesses, such as the various forms of body-fat measurement. That being said, Vinth, what are some of your measurements of those critical areas. If you are a true bodybuilder like you say, you would not only know the areas that I'm talking about but you would also know those measurements (within a .25 inch or so) off the top of your head. Prove me wrong, fatboy! Case closed enough said.
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Old Jun 7th, 2003, 11:58 AM       
Vince...is that...jizz in your eye??
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