THE ZANY CLICHED HUMOR THREAD

[MattJack]

Dear Lenor,

I (as many others here I'm sure) would like you to please die. I don't really care how, whether it be a bus accident, a goldfish attack, or if you decided to blow dry your hair in the bathtub underwater. Please die.


Sincerely,
MattJack

P.S. Take Green Day down with you.

[Lenor]

Fuckin A' another request to kill myself, whatsoever shall I do?

Aparently being as new as our buddy matt is, he has seemed to forgotten that repetition really blows!

[MattJack]

Apparently since I've been reading this mother f*cking board since the ezboard days, I have always hated your posts.

Apparently you think since I've never treaded around this site you are going to pass me someone who's going to be all, "OHG MI GOD THEY DONT LIKE ME!!@#!" When I remember when you first diseased this forum with Assclowneria and the wit of a retarded John Stamos.

Apparently, you didn't do very well in spelling class, apparently.

Apparently, you need to know your role and get back to making some lucky toilet sparkle.

[Lenor]

Aparently you like to use Aparently alot.

[MattJack]

CASED CLOSED BY JUDGE JOE BROWN

[Lenor]

Vodka and pants pie!

[MattJack]

"BUT INSTEAD, I USE THIS NEAT EYELINER AND THESE NIFTY BLACK CLOTHES! WELCOME TO PARADISE!"

[MattJack]

he actually looks like Nikki Sixx's son now that I look at him :o

[Womti]

MattJack I would like to take this opportunity to call you sexy ;<

[MattJack]

I try. It's all about the grooming of one's mustache.

[Lenor]

Ohh great, turn another thread into a homo pride cyber humping session of post's.

[Womti]

but no one appreciates moustaches anymore.

[MattJack]

Lenor, please come out of my closet.

[Lenor]

Im an all for the baby-faced boi's ..

especially when their 18 and all emo-ish.

Fuckin Sexy!

[Lenor]

That can be taken in so many ways.

[MattJack]

You could make a horse emo/suicidal

[Lenor]

Originally Posted by MattJack

You could make a horse emo/suicidal

[Womti]

I think he means you're pretty

[Fathom Zero]

This is begging to be a tard fight.

[Lenor]

Zero, very true if you join!

Unfortunatly, I cant seem to find it in myself to pay any attention to anyone that has not even the slightest bit of inteligence.

A little bit of logical sense: Animals naturally have only basic instincts to survive, due to this, they have the inability to process how to commit suicide. Yes, a few animals have been known to show signs of depressive behavior, including dogs, cats, monkeys, ect. Especially when around human compaininship. But I do not belive their brains hold the mental capacity to think of how to commit suicide.

If they did, most likely, pharmacutical companies would be pumping out anti-depressants for them already.

[kahljorn]

they do make anti-depressants for animals.
not that i think that proves they are suicidal.

[Lenor]

Kahl, they seriously make anti-depressants for animals? Ive heard of steroids, since my doggy is old an has to take em' so hes ok, But ive never heard of that ever.

[kahljorn]

Yea.. supposedly. It's probably true, there's plenty of retarded rich people who keep their dogs in bags long enough for them to get depressed. Then they feed them their pizzles so they'll be happy.

[Lenor]

haha @ pizzles.

Kahl.. socialites tend to start the most ridicolouse trends. Once Paris Hilton got her tiny dog, every female/ gay guy in the 'scene' had to get one right after. Even britney spears got one, along with 2 kids, and a marriage to the biggest loser she could possiable find.

Soon after justin timberlake and camron diaz split. Interesting...

[Esuohlim]

:putslenoronignore