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Old Jun 1st, 2005, 07:25 PM        Most embrassing things you've done or seen.
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Old Jun 1st, 2005, 07:33 PM       
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Old Jun 1st, 2005, 08:22 PM       
the most embrassing thing i ever did was fall in a big cauldron of molten brass
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Old Jun 1st, 2005, 08:36 PM       
That was when Willie made a brass of himself!




That's the most embarrassing thing I've done.
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Old Jun 1st, 2005, 08:40 PM       
now i am naught but a metal man
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Old Jun 1st, 2005, 08:57 PM       
You better get some oil before you stiffen up.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2005, 02:44 AM       
He's already stiff! BA-ZING!
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Old Jun 6th, 2005, 12:50 AM       
One time this Asian girl gave me a blow job and then burped some semen out of her mouth. She was embarassed.
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Old Jun 6th, 2005, 01:08 AM       
I had the same thing happen once except it was with a black chick and a different orifice... I'll let you guess which one
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Old Jun 6th, 2005, 01:43 AM       
I got you both beat, the same happened to me, but the girl was half Pakistani and half Native American and was raised in an African tribe you couldn't even begin to pronounce.
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Old Jun 6th, 2005, 01:45 AM       
Oh yeah? Well, in MY story, the girl wasn't a girl at all!
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Old Jun 6th, 2005, 09:46 AM       
I did that to myself!
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Old Jun 6th, 2005, 11:24 AM       
Yeah, but are you Asian or black? I don't think so. Way to miss the point.
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Old Jun 6th, 2005, 04:40 PM       
Being asian is nothing to be embarassed about ... unless you fit into an unfortunate, stereotypical characteristic like bad driving.
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Old Jun 6th, 2005, 07:56 PM       
Asians always order lots of oysters and get excited over dumb shit
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Old Jun 6th, 2005, 08:37 PM       
They also don't like assholes who use racial stereotypes. You racist >=0
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Old Jun 6th, 2005, 08:57 PM       
Whoa guitar woman, way to stick up for somebody, somewhere I don't know
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Old Jun 6th, 2005, 09:01 PM       
The asians are cool. Sure, they might fill our country with tentacle porn and turn retarded teenagers into faggot cosplayers, but aside from that they rock.
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Old Jun 6th, 2005, 11:29 PM       
Fuck I hope you die.
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Old Jun 6th, 2005, 11:44 PM       
studio8 just don't put asian and blowjob together in the internet i hope you learned your lesson
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Old Jun 7th, 2005, 11:11 AM       
well, the worst thing I've ever done was to entr the ring for the first time!
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Old Jun 7th, 2005, 04:44 PM       
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The asians are cool. Sure, they might fill our country with tentacle porn and turn retarded teenagers into faggot cosplayers, but aside from that they rock.
Proof-positive that jizz-burping isn't exclusive to asians.
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Old Jun 7th, 2005, 05:09 PM       
You can add me to the list of unfortunate individuals that you've made laugh, you bastard.
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Old Jun 9th, 2005, 09:23 AM       
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The asians are cool. Sure, they might fill our country with tentacle porn and turn retarded teenagers into faggot cosplayers, but aside from that they rock.
They're not so great
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