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Old May 25th, 2005, 03:37 PM        MATT HARTY
I hate you and everything you stand for. If I ever ran into you in real life rest assured I would knock you out by breaking a bottle of Merlot over your head, drag you to the local butcher's shop, bind and gag you with razor wire, wake you up using a capsule of smelling salts, and then insert you feet first into the meat grinder and enjoy a nice "Harty" meal. Hohoho!
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Old May 25th, 2005, 03:41 PM       
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Old May 25th, 2005, 04:49 PM       
Sorry, that was it.
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Old May 25th, 2005, 04:52 PM       
What's your favourite soup, GW?
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Old May 25th, 2005, 04:56 PM       
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Old May 25th, 2005, 11:36 PM       
You're a complete waste of a life and I wish I could saw your head off with a butter knife.
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Old May 26th, 2005, 01:26 AM       
And you're one of those cunts who'd rather roll with the punches like they're part of a crowd than noticing their a huge cockbag, being mocked over a cup of soup.
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Old May 26th, 2005, 01:29 AM       
How does this make you feel? I can only believe the only reason you've slipped this far through the cracks is because you're a female. You tend to agree with everything anyone says like a pussy in order to keep your internet friends up. You expect something in return, like being noticed. And when it doesn't happen you start blabbering even more like some kind of disease until someone finally responds to you just to shut you the fuck up.
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Old May 26th, 2005, 01:31 AM       
BTW I REALLY HATE YOU
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Old May 26th, 2005, 02:30 AM       
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Old May 26th, 2005, 02:52 PM        Re: MATT HARTY
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I hate you and everything you stand for. If I ever ran into you in real life rest assured I would knock you out by breaking a bottle of Merlot over your head, drag you to the local butcher's shop, bind and gag you with razor wire, wake you up using a capsule of smelling salts, and then insert you feet first into the meat grinder and enjoy a nice "Harty" hamburger.
I love this woman.
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Old May 26th, 2005, 02:59 PM       
Matt Harty, I just want you to know that your insults are weak and unirritating, and if given the opportunity I would neuter you with a sledge hammer.
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Old May 26th, 2005, 07:30 PM       
If his insults are weak and unirritating, why do you hate him so much?
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Old May 26th, 2005, 09:37 PM       
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Old May 27th, 2005, 11:03 AM       
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Matt Harty, I just want you to know that your insults are weak and unirritating, and if given the opportunity I would neuter you with a sledge hammer.
thats a good response to everything i said!
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Old May 27th, 2005, 02:54 PM       
I've shit turds bigger than you.
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Old May 27th, 2005, 02:55 PM       
But what does that say about you?
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Old May 27th, 2005, 02:56 PM       
It says that I can shit really big turds.
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Old May 27th, 2005, 02:59 PM       
BTW Emu, the reason I hate Matt is because he is retarded. And not in the funny way like Redleader.
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Old May 27th, 2005, 03:01 PM       
And also because his mittens are made out of kittens.
Poor kitties :<
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Old May 27th, 2005, 03:09 PM       
you think redleader is funny?
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Old May 27th, 2005, 03:15 PM       
I think Redleader is gone forever. Or maybe he was Jixby all along.
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Old May 27th, 2005, 03:17 PM       
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Old May 27th, 2005, 04:07 PM       
zzzzz please tell me how you aren't the way i described you
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Old May 27th, 2005, 04:10 PM       
Matt Harty I'm gonna shoot you with this gun!

jesus, why are all the gun pictures on google the size of desktop wallpapers? This isn't worth making a joke.
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