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Old Mar 6th, 2010, 09:18 PM       
"The proof is in the pudding" WTF, why is it there?
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Old Mar 7th, 2010, 01:29 AM       
i blame some fat kid
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Old Mar 8th, 2010, 03:13 PM       
Dear Willie,

Did my doc mock picture win the contest?
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Old Mar 8th, 2010, 04:05 PM       
Dear Willie,

Is the Coolinator a real person?
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Old Mar 8th, 2010, 11:09 PM       
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Did my doc mock picture win the contest?
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Is the Coolinator a real person?
i dunno i'd have to do a voight-kampff test to be really sure
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Old Mar 9th, 2010, 06:36 AM       
Willie,

Why did you lock that thread? I wanted to do the comedys.
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Old Mar 10th, 2010, 12:05 AM       
i locked it because of it being three years old when it was bumped and it didnt look like it was going anywhere good sry
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Old Mar 10th, 2010, 12:35 PM       
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and you see a tortoise, Willie. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the tortoise on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Willie?
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Old Mar 10th, 2010, 04:06 PM       
Willie, do you like turtle soup?
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Old Mar 10th, 2010, 04:17 PM       
Willie,

Is Jem from that cartoon show really truly outrageous ? Because I won't lie.....I'm a bit skeptical....

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Old Mar 10th, 2010, 10:13 PM       
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You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and you see a tortoise, Willie. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the tortoise on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Willie?
i am jealous of the tortoise's fucker of a long lifespan LIVE 150 YEARS ON YOUR BACK, MOTHERFUCKER
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Old Mar 10th, 2010, 10:13 PM       
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Willie, do you like turtle soup?
i've never had it but i hear that it's good!
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Old Mar 10th, 2010, 10:14 PM       
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Is Jem from that cartoon show really truly outrageous ? Because I won't lie.....I'm a bit skeptical....
excuse me but this is ask willie the thread not ask michael ian black the thread
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Old Mar 10th, 2010, 10:41 PM       
What clever pop culture references would be funny to ask you ironically for full comedic effect Willie?
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Old Mar 10th, 2010, 10:44 PM       
maybe something about transformers that join together to form one big transformer, i love those!
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Old Mar 10th, 2010, 10:46 PM       
Are transformers really robots in disguise? Because I won't lie, I can't disguise my skepticism.
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Old Mar 10th, 2010, 11:23 PM       
*makes the transformer noise with his mouth while mugging at the camera/doing a little dance for two minutes*
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Old Mar 22nd, 2010, 04:13 PM       
Dear Willie,

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off course ElPila666 it is not the same ... off course reading is good ... but sometimes people get tired or boring....
Did a robot replace ElPilla ?
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Old Mar 23rd, 2010, 01:23 AM       
i do not believe this to be correct, end of line
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 10:04 PM       
What has John Locke become?
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 10:38 PM       
HE'S DEAD
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 11:05 PM       
WILLIE AM I A FUNGI

CAUSE I REALLY WANNA BE A FUN GUY, BUT I WOULD BE OKAY WITH BEING A COOL GUY
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Old Apr 10th, 2010, 06:29 AM       
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What has John Locke become?
he died in 1704 according to wikipedia, so he's probably been recycled thru several million organisms by now
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Old Apr 10th, 2010, 06:31 AM       
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CAUSE I REALLY WANNA BE A FUN GUY, BUT I WOULD BE OKAY WITH BEING A COOL GUY
are fun and cool mutually exclusive now PEOPLE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO MAKE THAT CHOICE
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Old Apr 10th, 2010, 01:04 PM       
Dear Willie,

Why is there a T-Rex in here?
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__...r_The_Cowl.jpg
Spoilers!
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