What is the best Visionary Darkness?

[Hentai Tentacle Demon]

I vote "Don't trust the Gorton Fisherman."

That one kicked ass!

[Protoclown]

the one about the cannibal goats

[FS]

the one on this site.

[GADZOOKS]

Shadowed Darkness: Shut up you motherfucker and play the game!

[Esuohlim]

Santa's updated policy.

[Jeanette X]

I liked "Where Fwog?" the best.

And I whirled on her and I screamed "I don't know where Fwog is, I am LOOKING for Fwog but the truth is Dabby doesn't give a little tin CRAP where Fwog is! Dabby hates Fwog, oh, yes, he does, hates him right now with a dangerous passion and if Dabby happens to find the hammer before he finds Fwog? Well! Fwog is going to be in a mighty tight corner! Do you HEAR me little missy?! A MIGHTY TIGHT CORNER, I SAY!!"

And then I did an interpretive dance involving violent, spastic hammer blows and Baby Tad's piteous attempts to shield himself. I played myself and Baby Tad and did all the sound effects, too. The choreography was improvised but it came out pretty good.

[Secret Agent Vomit]

The best Visionary Darkness article is the one I wrote that Mockery still hasn't put up.

[noob3]

Here's my VISIONARY DARKNESS SUBMISSION:

I HATE MUSIC WHO LISTENS TO MUSIC? FAGS!!!!

[Cap'n Crunch]

I liked the Bogiah report. He pissed on the burgers!

[Rongi]

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch

I liked the Bogiah report. He pissed on the burgers!

That's not a visionary darkness, you fucking retard.

[The Unseen]

santas updated policy i agree with eusouhlim on something