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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 02:26 PM        I'm wearing acid-washed jeans. Ask me anything.
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 02:28 PM       
what is the reason of your existence?
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 04:23 PM       
What's it like wearing acid washed jeans?
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 04:29 PM       
why does the baseball bat break everytime I hit myself over the head with it? :/
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 04:55 PM       
Do your jeans smell lemony fresh?
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 09:34 PM       
what is the reason of your existence?

i have cancer

What's it like wearing acid washed jeans?

Like going back in time! Except without the loony tunes chasing me down the frozen food aisle with an erect penis on the moon!

why does the baseball bat break everytime I hit myself over the head with it?

Because you touch yourself at night.

Do your jeans smell lemony fresh?

Go eat a spoonful of dick lint.
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 09:38 PM       
Why do you avidly have sex with people from the same sex?
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 09:41 PM       
Why do you avidly have sex with people from the same sex?

Wait wait wait! That toaster was OVER 18! I swear!
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 12:03 AM       
what's it like to fall down a bottomless pit, only to find out that it's not really bottomless, and you fall to your...bruises becasue in reality, it's only about 3 inches deep.



I always wanted to know that. :/
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 12:55 AM       
What's it like having the acid residue on your pants eat through your penis?
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 03:24 AM       
what's it like to fall down a bottomless pit, only to find out that it's not really bottomless, and you fall to your...bruises becasue in reality, it's only about 3 inches deep.

It's like eating a SHUT YOUR FACE BEFORE I CUT IT OPEN WITH A LAWNMOWER.

What's it like having the acid residue on your pants eat through your penis?

It's like taking a SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I RUN IT OVER WITH A WHEELCHAIR
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 03:53 AM       
Hows it feel to soak your hand in pynsol spray and shove it so far up your eyes the citrus starts to burn through your colon and reaches it way up your eyes. By then, your hand has been eaten off and from the plam up is still lodged in your ass. As you fall down from the pain, the hand shoves farther up your ass and rips out your stomach at such an angle it misses every organ in your body. But that really matter... becasue your thumbnail has ripped your rectum into shreds and attracted many truck drivers. As they are taking turns raping you and smacking you in the face with your ass-covered hand you realize you've been gay your whole life. You try to use ESP to call the police. BUT ESP AND REAL YA DUMB SHIT! So you beg them to stop... but they just keep gettin harder... and harder... and harder. You stop screaming and start enjoying it. The truck driver that is fucking you now, known as John, humps hard as the group arounds him screams his name. You scream your fathers name... I dont know what the fuck im talking about. Im fucking sleepy and need to go to bed damnit
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 03:57 AM       
how's it like to SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I RUN IT OVER WITH A WHEELCHAIR?!

I really want to know. :/
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 10:01 AM       
What the fuck is dick lint?
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 10:03 AM        Question
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 03:23 PM       
dun make me step on u naomi queen ******s
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 03:47 PM       
I am at least 10 IQ points stupider JUST for having read this thread.
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 04:18 PM       
No doubt about it now. Feelevil is Hentai Tentacle Demon.
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 04:30 PM       
dun u DARE put me in that category of retardness Captain Homo
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 04:39 PM       
by posting those words, you just did so yourself.
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 04:48 PM       
i hate u because of ur location more than u could ever comprehend

Edit: correction:: i just read yer sig
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 09:01 PM       
Why the hell do you have to go and ******-up every thread?
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 09:02 PM       
Here's my question;

HTD, why aren't you funny :/?
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 09:05 PM       
Nothing beats a skirt ^ ^;
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