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Big McLargehuge · #1

They were being used to pass messages and were half-burned before some really average dude went "Maybe we should not do that?"

Tadao · #2

Then what do you do with them?

Big McLargehuge · #3

put them in a box somewhere.

Tadao · #4

Where the messages can then be found and smuggled out to rebels? Or do you mean we need to build a bunker and put guards around a bunch of Korans?

Big McLargehuge · #5

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Originally Posted by Tadao

Where the messages can then be found and smuggled out to rebels? Or do you mean we need to build a bunker and put guards around a bunch of Korans?

I imagine they already have some sort of secure storage facility... they might need to buy a small box though.

Tadao · #6

Why not mail them to America and destroy them?

Evil Robot II · #7

Your supposed to erase the word "god" from the pages, or bury them RESPECTFULLY, or burn them RESPECTFULLY not in a dumpster.

Evil Robot II · #8

I thik they should have shredded them and mixed it with oatmeal to feed the prisoners that would have been an awsome inside joke for the guards watching them eat and laughing.

Tadao · #9

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Originally Posted by Evil Robot II

I thik they should have shredded them and mixed it with oatmeal to feed the prisoners that would have been an awsome inside joke for the guards watching them eat and laughing.

This has probably happened a great many times.

And I like it.

Evil Robot II · #10

Personally, I think we should set a bunch of phone books on fire and youtube it with tag "koran burning USA NUMBER !" then wait for the outcry and be like JKING THEY WER E PHONE BOOKS!!!!!

Evil Robot II · #11

I think we should give the rioters a goodwill gesture by sending them truckloads of ham to eat.

Big McLargehuge · #12

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I think we should give the rioters a goodwill gesture by sending them truckloads of ham to eat.

Do you think i could walk through a crowd of rioting Afghans wearing a ham suit and come out unmolested? Bonus Question: In this situation would pork bullets be an effective form of riot control?

Evil Robot II · #13

If I still lived in the country I wouold seriously test fire an 8MM pork round with about 30 grain, but that wouldnt go over well here. The department of defense should seriously think about pork rounds.

Evil Robot II · #14

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS CANNOT BE A REAL STORY PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS FAKE PLEEEEEEEEASE
U.S. judge upholds sharia law, throws out a case of assault because the plantif, an athiest, violated sharia law, IN PENNSYLVANIA.
http://news.yahoo.com/penn-judge-mus...210000330.html

Colonel Flagg · #15

Yes, this is real, although the specifics are a little misleading.

Even though the assault was caught on video, the judge ruled it inadmissable (too grainy to be definitive), dismissed the assault charge (basically he said, he said without the video) and then lectured the plaintiff on religious tolerance.

Word is that the judge (Mark Martin?) is also a muslim.

Zhukov · #16

Political correctness gone mad.

Big McLargehuge · #17

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Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg

Word is that the judge (Mark Martin?) is also a muslim.

They updated the article and mentioned that the judge was actually a Lutheran.

Colonel Flagg · #18

Same thing

Dr. Boogie · #19

Other articles by Mark Whittington:

Obama's Holy War Against the Church Will Not End Well

If Catholic-Provided Free Birth Control is Required, is Free Sex Far Behind?

I think I'll wait until this story comes from an actual reporter, and not a Yahoo editorial writer.