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Evil Robot · #1

Yes, it's true, I am Evil Robot and I am very fucking great. When people look at me, the UV index of light which damages their eyes instantly gets reduced. When cancer patients walk near me thier patience be comes a virtue. When Al Quida attacked the World Trade Center, Albert Kida changed his name to Evil Robot (There are over 120 Al Kidas in the U.S.A. alone).

Yes, one can surely see how great I am now, but what about twenty years from now? What if Evil Robot's ascent to "greatness" wasnt marred by a criminal record with numerous DWI convictions? If I had a nickle for every time this question was asked, I'd have 10 cents and the Islamic community would be up in arms.

So in conclusion, if you skipped over this whole thing not knowing who or what I am, your belief that I cannot be contradicted would be radical and violence inducing by now.

Now lets all get out ther and cut down some parking meters for Christ's sake!

That is all for now,
Evil Robot.

PS: I am back.

ArrowX · #2

I love you

Evil Robot · #3

Looking at the post I made numerous minutes ago, I thought of a joke I just thought of;

!: A janitor is emptying something in a patients hospital room. The patient thinks alound "If only I had chosen a different path in life, I could have been a lawyer or an investor you know? I should have chosen somehting wher I could have made more money. I could have given my children more, I could have given them a head start on having a better life then I did. Everything would have been better, people would remember me."

Just then the janitor says "Yo nigga, if you had more money you wouldn't even be on yo death bed right now! Sheeeeeat.".

Sacks · #4

and then the Asian guy jumps out all like "SUPPLIES!" I love that one man.

Yggdrasill · #5

Oh because asians mix thier l's and r's so it has a double meaning!

Evil Robot · #6

Who the fuck are you people?

Yggdrasill · #7

Hi Evil Robot, i'm Yggdrasill. Welcome back!

Evil Robot · #8

Yggdrasill? What the hell kind of a name is that? What was asdfjkl; already taken?

Edit- I spelled the word "name" wrong. fuck you.

Sacks · #9

Ho ho SOMEONE needs to brush up on Norse Mythology!

Yggdrasill · #10

I wouldn't doubt that name was taken. But hey I like my name!

Evil Robot · #11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sacks

Ho ho SOMEONE needs to brush up on Norse Mythology!

Go back to africa there, frenchie.

GADZOOKS · #12

nice!!!

Dr. V · #13

I was getting worried about you ER.

Seven Force · #14

hi evil robot

Esuohlim · #15

Why are there animals fucking in your avatar

Evil Robot · #16

Why do I have these fucking animals in my avatar? I don't really know, but you can be shit sure chojin had something to do with it. He's the kind of sick self hating gay fuck that would draw something like that. I remember from a few years ago he dressed up in a bikini and had some jerk take pictures of him running around in the rain. He is so gay.