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Old Feb 12th, 2010, 08:11 PM       
This ref for the Derby here has his name as Pat Slayjack. Fucking love that.
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Old Feb 13th, 2010, 06:19 AM       
man you know they had to ask you to be a judge because the last judge probably died

there's so many ways you could die as a judge for a roller derby that it could completely derail this thread.

ULTRA DIZZINESS WHICH CAUSES YOU TO PUKE SO HARD YOU HAVE A HEART ATTACK
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Old Feb 13th, 2010, 08:34 AM       
oh man there's a good name for a rollerderby chick AVABLANCHE
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Old Feb 13th, 2010, 08:35 AM       
her theme is she is a southern belle
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Old Feb 13th, 2010, 03:07 PM       
SMASHED BY LESBIANS SOUNDS LIKE AN ALRIGHT WAY TO GO

IF THEY'RE HOT ONES
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Old Feb 13th, 2010, 03:18 PM       
"HERE LIES SAM
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HE DIED THE WAY HE LIVED
JERKING OFF WIDLY"
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Old Feb 16th, 2010, 07:26 PM       


the ending is relevant...Sam
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Old Feb 17th, 2010, 11:06 PM       
RARA-RANDY. RA-RA RA-RANDY
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Old Feb 20th, 2010, 03:28 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2010, 03:36 PM       
next saturday is roller derby and I'm GOIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN
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Old Feb 21st, 2010, 08:11 PM       
DONT GO SAM

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Old Feb 22nd, 2010, 11:53 PM       
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 12:00 AM       
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 02:02 AM       
So I don't get to be a judge; I get to be a referee. I have to wear black and white stripes and I have to rollerskate (even though I don't know how). Wish me luck for Wednesday.

Oh, I also have to know all the rules.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 02:16 AM       
YOURE DEAD

tHIS IS eXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKIN ABOut
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 03:14 AM       
Do you have a cool referee name?
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 03:31 AM       
His name will be Heydykes Crushmeplz
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 03:48 AM       
That's actually a pretty cool name

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE HAD A ROLLER SKATING RINK, NOW I'M THROWING MY LIFE AWAY FOR GIRLS.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 05:08 AM       
I'm pretty damm proud of you right now.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 11:39 AM       
If it were me I would get REALLY fucking drunk before going.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 01:29 PM       
http://qcrg.net/category/19/Refs/pag...e_Johnson.aspx



Zhukov, you need to be better than this somehow.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 01:36 PM       
I know one of the posters on the DM boards is a ref, and I think this is him.

http://qcrg.net/category/19/Refs/pag...or_Wiener.aspx

Yep, it is.

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