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Old May 1st, 2006, 11:36 PM       
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what about the gf??
Having a girlfriend doesn't mean I can't flirt. It means she can't.

She surprised me at work today, and brought me some food. So I bought an Origami kit we had in stock, just so I could make her a rose.
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 11:39 AM       
your gf most certainly can flirt. she''s flirting with everyone here with every single one of your posts.
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 02:11 AM       
I don't know what you're talking about.

Way to completely ignore my pictures, guys.
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 08:05 AM       
are those all pics of your gf in your avatar/sig?

if the answer is

a) yes

then its a bit creepy

or

b) no

still a bit creepy
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 08:13 AM       
I think you hit the nail on the head there, Dole.
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 12:43 PM       
She looks like the lead singer of Evanescene

Which is a good thing.
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 01:15 PM       
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That's my fourteenth birthday party, I got a kitten
Jesus Christ, man, you didn't have to eat it.
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 04:58 PM       
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She looks like the lead singer of Evanescene

Which is a good thing.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Really?
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Old May 4th, 2006, 12:43 AM       

SAM GETS THIS
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Old May 4th, 2006, 12:45 AM       
I drank the water out of that bottle last week.
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Old May 4th, 2006, 05:56 AM       

OFF-ROADING MACHINE grr
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Old May 5th, 2006, 05:25 PM       
YOU ARE EXTREME!!!
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Old May 5th, 2006, 07:11 PM       
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SAM GETS THIS
I got it too
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Old May 5th, 2006, 07:15 PM       
I remember a little doe I accidentally hit a year ago. I was driving along the road at night and the damn little thing shot out and center punched my car. All I think of when I saw this picture was that little doe. She looked just like Budda.
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Old May 5th, 2006, 07:39 PM       
WOAH I just had a mindfuck: what if there is a parallel universe wherein Terra ran over n4b and the doe was sam's girlfriend?
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Old May 5th, 2006, 09:06 PM       
What if I ran over Sam and Budda was my very pissed off lover?
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Old May 5th, 2006, 10:37 PM       
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What if I ran over Sam and Budda was my very pissed off lover?
Would she be pissed because you scraped up her car? Because she should just stop being a bitch and get over it, and be thankful you were safe.

What a fucking bitch.
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Old May 5th, 2006, 11:01 PM       
She's not a bitch! She was mad because I left the scene of a crime. Insurance will never pay that!!
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Old May 5th, 2006, 11:08 PM       
i beg to differ
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Old May 5th, 2006, 11:28 PM       
Fine. Sam, as a deer, isn't much of a witness.
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Old May 8th, 2006, 12:52 PM       




it's been a while
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(1:02:34 AM): and i think i may have gone a little too far and let her know that i actually do hate her, on some level, just because she's female
(1:03:33 AM): and now she's being all kinds of sensitive about it
(1:03:53 AM): i hate women
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Old May 8th, 2006, 03:42 PM       
It looks like you're saying 'You've been looking at photos of other people, haven't you? HAVEN'T YOU?'
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old May 12th, 2006, 12:01 AM       

Guess who?
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Old May 12th, 2006, 12:05 AM       
do you like anime
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Old May 12th, 2006, 12:12 AM       
yeah. and Trek.
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