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Old May 7th, 2006, 07:23 PM        ready for summer dudes


check out my new thing yall its cool
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Old May 7th, 2006, 07:48 PM       
It looks like R2 ate a dildo and taped his head to a skateboard

That's probably not what it is though
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Old May 7th, 2006, 08:18 PM       
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Old May 7th, 2006, 09:26 PM       
The picture is a tad blurry.

But it looks like R2 ate a dildo and taped his head to a skateboard.

But as it's non gender specific, fun can be had by the entire family.
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Old May 7th, 2006, 10:32 PM       
he got powerstripe xtreme deoderant
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Old May 7th, 2006, 10:58 PM       
I really love this PILLOWFIGHT!
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Old May 7th, 2006, 11:25 PM       


its good dudes. it is xtreme to the max! 60 mph on the water is intense! do the dew
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Old May 7th, 2006, 11:38 PM       
Oh! That looks fun!!!
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Old May 8th, 2006, 06:00 AM       
Looks cool. That seat does look like a penis, though.
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Old May 8th, 2006, 06:28 AM       
I'm not ready for summer at all!
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Old May 8th, 2006, 11:37 AM       
i'm totally ready for summer! no school! no students! but i'll have to wait till next summer to ride whoreable's new thingy 'cause preggos can't ride dangerous thingies.
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Old May 8th, 2006, 12:52 PM       
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Ooh yeah, I
Just wanna watch the girls, goin' by...
It's like poetry in motion
against a hot summer sky.
I'm in love, yeah yeah...
at least every minute or two...
until the next time a girl walks by
I think I love her too

I can't help myself
but I just loose my head
everytime you see 'em walkin' by...

Summertime Girls
You make my whole world go around
Summertime Girls
When you lift me up
I never come down, no, no...

She's hot!
I dig her wiggle and all that shake
I can read that body language, yeah
a million miles away
Sometimes I, yeah come on just a bit, a bit too strong
But I just like to pretend, yes.
that I can have 'em all.

No time, time to catch my breath
so easily impressed
it doesn't matter if it's day or night

Summertime Girls
You make my whole world go around
Summertime Girls
But when you lift me up
I never come down, no, no...

Come here girls...

Summertime Girls
You make my whole world go around
Summertime Girls
When you lift me up
I never come down, no, no...

Summertime Girls
Oh baby..You make my whole world go around
Summertime Girls
The way you lift me up
I never come down, no, no...

Summertime Girls
Summertime Girls
Summertime Girls
You make my whole world go around
Summertime Girls
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Old May 8th, 2006, 12:55 PM       
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Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
Do you remember, Do you remember?
...when we met..That summer??

[Chorus]

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Verse 1]

Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
Your the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speakin
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Chorus]

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Verse 2]

Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boY Style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Repeat Chorus]

Bridge In the summertime girls got it goin on,
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

[Verse 3]

Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
repeat Chorus

[Bridge]

In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

[Repeat Chorus]
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Old May 8th, 2006, 03:43 PM       
the living is easy, baby.
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Old May 8th, 2006, 04:18 PM       
My summer is going to be full of worry and trying to get enough money for college.
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Old May 8th, 2006, 04:22 PM       
Surfs up on worrying and college!
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Old May 8th, 2006, 04:23 PM       
college sucks, drop out like I did and learn a trade like I'm going to do
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Old May 8th, 2006, 04:40 PM       
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Old May 8th, 2006, 04:41 PM       
I is gettin hitched and goin to muthafuckin hawaii
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Old May 8th, 2006, 06:18 PM       
bloody hell Dole, that's a good summer

Me I am going to Minnesota, Milwaukee, Chicago and hen later I'll be visiting more friends in Paris.
Have been selling no end of crap on ebay to finance this.
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Old May 8th, 2006, 07:44 PM       
Whoreable, I actually thought that was a picture of one of those new, bigass super-soakers
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Old May 8th, 2006, 10:37 PM       
I thought it looked like one of those Kids Kawasaki Ninja Quads:

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Old May 8th, 2006, 11:02 PM       
That's my size!!
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Old May 8th, 2006, 11:16 PM       
Either you're a midget or that's the biggest preschooler I've ever seen.
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Old May 8th, 2006, 11:22 PM       
Man I gotta get a job or something this summer and I've got to take an online class.
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