I just don't know how. I mean, I can't go up to someone and be like, "Hello, want to be friends?" It worked when I was 4, but not now.
And when I try to get to know someone, it's just me interrogating them with pointless BS questions. They don't ask any questions back, because they just aren't interested in knowing me, and I don't know what to say because I'm apparently boring them to death.
And of course, there's that whole "I'm a loser and nobody wants to hang out with me" thing. Not to mention the "I hate people and don't want to hang out with them" thing.
But, fuck. Buttfuck.