I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Zomboid]

Who told you that? And what did you say, exactly? DID YOU COMMENT ON PICTURES OF HIM AT A MY LITTLE PONY CONVENTION?

[Rongi]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Do people who hate facebook have terrible friends or something?

nah man my friends are cool dudes i just don't really know what the point of fb is! i go on there and i look at status updates and i'm like "welp, this is what people are thinking about today" and then i sign off and later on i think "hey that was a waste of time"

[Esuohlim]

You can keep up with all the fags you hated in high school and feel better about yourself for doing way better than all of them!

And most of my really good friends moved all over the place and it's the only way we consistently stay in touch.

[Fathom Zero]

i inundate my friends with shitty music and alienate my family members

[Kitsa]

The bad thing with me and facebook is that my mother reads everything obsessively and then tells me later what I should or should not have said/opined upon/posted a picture of. It's way more important to her than it is to me.

[Dimnos]

Originally Posted by Chojin

no he deleted the actual haiku

i was proud of it

Can it be recreated here? For those of us untainted by the facy-space.

[Babs]

Is Willie serious about the my little pony shit?

[k0k0]

I am just sucking up the xanax and don't know how I slept without ambien. Fuck the hospital meds get me fucked up. I go to a partial hospitalization class from 9 am to 3 pm every day now and it's funny as shit. I get to argue with a bunch of people who are out of their minds.

[Zhukov]

I'd like to read some inappropriate poems, whatever the topic.


Koko; good to see you back, tell us of your adventures.

[Emu]

I never used my Facebook even though I had it for like 5 years. Then on Tuesday my mom was like "I saw your Facebook picture you need to get a better one!!" and I immediately deleted my account. Christmas stories.

[Kitsa]

It's always great, too, when the people advising you have limited understanding of the internet itself, let alone the intricacies of Facebook. My mother regularly tells me not to mention anything on Facebook that my toddler might find embarrassing as a grownup. Even though I don't really say much, the definition of "embarrassing" is flexible enough to include my mentioning I had a bad day or that she threw a fit in a store.

Will Facebook be around when my toddler is a grownup?

Will anyone care enough to remember that my kid had a meltdown at Famous Footwear?

I'm guessing not.

[Emu]

While there's some truth to the matter that anything posted on the internet never really goes away, that does imply that somebody is looking for it.

[k0k0]

Originally Posted by Zhukov

Koko; good to see you back, tell us of your adventures.

It's good to be back in the real world. Although I still wish I was back in the institution. People have told me that's normal after being in there for so long.

Anyways, I'll wait a bit before posting about my time because it'll be a long ass post describing a lot of mental shit. And some mundane shit too. And I just don't have the time at the moment cuz I'm going to an outpatient program every day, all day.

Oh, and I learned origami (asked some nice nurses to download a lot of origami instructions for me) and became 'that guy who does all the crazy origami'. Now I'm addicted to folding.

[Esuohlim]

IF 1000 MONKEYS

TYPED UP 1000 URLS

THEY WOULD ALMOST SURELY EVENTUALLY END UP AT SHAKESPEARE.COM

[Esuohlim]

hi koko :D

[Rongi]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

IF 1000 MONKEYS

TYPED UP 1000 URLS

THEY WOULD ALMOST SURELY EVENTUALLY END UP AT SHAKESPEARE.COM

did you get this off memebase or something

[Rongi]

ps memedate is one of the more depressing things i've seen lately

link - http://memedates.cheezburger.com/

[Kitsa]

I'm proud of everyone that no one went for the "one flew over the koko's nest" joke.

Except I guess by mentioning it I sort of did so that would make me disappointed in myself I guess.

Good on you for the origami. I got into it a while back and there's all sorts of cool shit to be made. My favorite paper is the foil-backed kind because it keeps crisp folds and you can press it thinner.

[Colonel Flagg]

Origami has been a guilty pleasure of mine since elementary school. I'm pretty good at it, too, which is strange since I have practically no artistic ability whatsoever. It's probably because its so geometrical and that's like math. :nerd

[Chojin]

Originally Posted by Dimnos

Can it be recreated here? For those of us untainted by the facy-space.

rainbow dash lifts tail
dewy moistened pony poon
fap fap fap fap fap

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Rongi

did you get this off memebase or something

I got it from Doug Benson, nigga. Memes are for utter faggots.

[Zhukov]

Originally Posted by Rongi

ps memedate is one of the more depressing things i've seen lately

link - http://memedates.cheezburger.com/

Holy shit. I don't want to think about two fucks like that hooking up. That really is depressing.

[Emu]

finally, i can shout DO IT FAGGOT during sex and my partner will appreciate the humor!!

[Colonel Flagg]

It's the little things in life that you treasure.

[k0k0]

Happy poo year dicks. I'm starting it in a group home. How's that for a great start. I guess I gotta quit fighting it and just take the bullshit life gives. Living in a room with 2 other dudes.