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Old Jan 1st, 2012, 08:47 AM       
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"I feel like Nyan Cat flying through space!! Finally I am no longer Forever Alone and I can DO IT FAGGOT with mai waifu while admiring DAT ASS! Truly this is a Lemon Party!"

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Old Jan 1st, 2012, 12:32 PM       
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Happy poo year dicks. I'm starting it in a group home. How's that for a great start. I guess I gotta quit fighting it and just take the bullshit life gives. Living in a room with 2 other dudes.
I took this message personally because I took a shit while reading it.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 06:43 AM       
Were there 2 other dudes watching?
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 09:48 AM       
Yeah, we did a triple stacker.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 02:17 PM       
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"I feel like Nyan Cat flying through space!! Finally I am no longer Forever Alone and I can DO IT FAGGOT with mai waifu while admiring DAT ASS! Truly this is a Lemon Party!"
I had to Google 3 times in order to understand what the eff you were talking about. :'(
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 02:34 PM       
A semi famous comedian might be living next door to me very soon. I hope he doesn't get all depressed and blow his head off in there. I've never had to clean a murder scene in order to rent out the unit. I wonder if Kitsa has any bodily fluid cleaning advice.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 03:28 PM       
you should get pram maven (the homicidal maniac of portland) to move in next door, since he got kicked out of his last place after he told his roomies you were going to kill them all.

it would be the ultimate troll
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 03:40 PM       
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A semi famous comedian might be living next door to me very soon. I hope he doesn't get all depressed and blow his head off in there. I've never had to clean a murder scene in order to rent out the unit. I wonder if Kitsa has any bodily fluid cleaning advice.
Me specifically?
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 03:48 PM       
Sure hope for your sake it's not Carlos Mencia.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 04:02 PM       
or sinbad
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 04:17 PM       
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you should get pram maven (the homicidal maniac of portland) to move in next door, since he got kicked out of his last place after he told his roomies you were going to kill them all.

it would be the ultimate troll
I thought about this the other day, what if Don Carlson the Mexican hating animator turned in an application for next door? I would probably have to kill him.

Kitsa, what did you use to clean up the poop on the bathroom walls? I'm sure it would clean blood and brains as well.

Babs, I need a contract that says you aren't going to tattle tale on me before I ever talk to you again.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 07:04 PM       
Just when I get the shitgrenade out of my mind for a few minutes, you gotta go bring it back

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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 08:43 PM       
so I might do acid tomorrow
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 08:53 PM       
now u can have flashbacks of my dick too
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 09:07 PM       
It's too cold outside to do acid
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 09:42 PM       
Oh, I forgot. When I was in the mental ward, I met a girl who went in there because her right hand would shake involuntarily for a couple hours a day. That's probably the best part of being in the hospital. She is a cute, tiny asian girl with an australian accent. They said it wasn't mental related and so she's going to lots of docs now who can't figure out why. Anyways, her and I have been hanging out and talking a lot. So that was the best part of going there. Plus the origami.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 09:47 PM       
wait then why was she there?
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 09:51 PM       
Because the doctor said her shaking hands was due to anxiety and to check into there. The docs in the facility said it wasn't anxiety, she got checked out.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 09:59 PM       
ohhh..are your roommates ok at least?
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 10:00 PM       
My grandfather had a stroke and his hand shook slightly for the rest of his life! :O
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 10:08 PM       
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 10:09 PM       
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I used bleach water, lysol, clorox wipes and tears.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 10:09 PM       
My current roommates... one talks to 10 story tall angels, one of whom is named snowflake. The other takes 5 seconds after you ask a question to respond, and when he does it's something like "really...is that right?". Yeah, they're ok.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2012, 11:10 PM       
I'm surprised she got out of there without an EMG.
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