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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 06:08 PM       
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 07:12 PM       
i confess that anime is for fags
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 07:16 PM       
I agree. Especially those who wack off to it, that's just fucking sick.
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 10:37 PM       
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:16 AM       
Me: God, Forgive me, for I have sinned. I have thought about wasting Jixby's vulgar ass then eating him to gain his courage.
GOD: Eat away, corky.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 07:11 AM       
Well, if you're incapable of kicking someone's ass, I suppose it's not a sin to think about it.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 11:40 AM       
MY CHICK ON THE SIDE SAY SHE GOT ONE ON THE WAY
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 12:23 PM       
He's really training to be a priest, which means feels a sacred calling to devote his life to God.

Yet he thinks the education is boring.

If I were God, I'd kick a guy's ass for something like that.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 03:52 PM       
I don't really have liver spots.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:10 PM       
Is it time for the pedophilia jokes yet?
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:24 PM       
Kelly Chaos at work...


Boss "Kelly we've had some complaints about you"

Kelly "Is it time for the pedophile jokes yet?"
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:35 PM       
Impeccable timing! I'm beginning to think this Fartin-pedophilia connection in this forum is more than mere coincidence. It's like a psychic bond.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 05:10 PM       
I have a confession...I was a big Power Rangers fan...Mighty Morphin, the 1st movie, Zeo, In Space. And from time to time...I watch the newer crap...and well...it really sucks.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 05:36 PM       
Jeez mr. Sports, aren't you kind of old for that sorta stuff?
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 06:24 PM       
I just wish they cancel the show but before they do, put it in the hands of the die-hard loyal fans...i know with today's technology, you can make a better tv show. Look at farscape...or even..mutant x..andromada is a good example. Doesn't look to cheap..but you also need the story and acting aswell.
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Old Sep 4th, 2004, 12:42 AM       
You outta go to hell right now you Mighty Morphin' fuck! Luckily god is in a good mood today, and since you already seem to be dead, you're off the hook.
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Old Sep 4th, 2004, 08:56 AM       
. Early rangers rocked, the crap called turbo sucked and post ''in space'' has sucked.
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Old Sep 4th, 2004, 09:43 AM       
i'm sorry but they have always sucked for ever
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Old Sep 4th, 2004, 01:43 PM       
I must confess, that one time, I pissed in the holy water, and Father Sp@z blessed himself in it for a couple of weeks, and I also nuck in vomit to his sandwich, and watched him eat it...Oh, and one time, Father Sp@z was walking his dog, and I took a dump, and told a police officer that his dog took it, and he got fined like 100 bucks.
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Old Sep 4th, 2004, 01:53 PM       
There's this girl.. and she's like 13 and I find her very attractive.
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Old Sep 4th, 2004, 02:28 PM       
I must confess I want you to walk on hot coals like the freak at the fair
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Old Sep 4th, 2004, 02:33 PM       
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 07:39 PM       
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I must confess, that one time, I pissed in the holy water, and Father Sp@z blessed himself in it for a couple of weeks, and I also nuck in vomit to his sandwich, and watched him eat it...Oh, and one time, Father Sp@z was walking his dog, and I took a dump, and told a police officer that his dog took it, and he got fined like 100 bucks.
I don't have a dog. AND HOW DARE YOU URINATE IN THE HOLY WATER
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 08:13 PM       
Dear Father,

I came to the Mockery forum to get laid and be otherwise humiliated for my ignorance. I fear I'm pregnant with a cyberbaby and I don't know who the poster is. I dropped out of online college and I'm now walking the cyber streets of personal purgatory in the hopes of finding a more prospective cyber father that I can blackmail into online marriage before I begin to show. Hopefully his BLOG will reveal a nice chunk of change in his personal financial portfolio.

On the upside, my pornography site is making millions and many people can identify me by my snatch but have no idea who I look like and wouldn't know me if they fucked me with the lights on. I now seek the company of priests such as yourself to give me online benediction and with whom to ride the chariot of passion to online eternity. While I may never be saved, going to hell never felt so good.
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 09:43 PM       
I don't have anything to add to this thread, but right now there are exactl 48 replies to this thread and I don't want to have to click on page 2 later just to read one measly reply so I'll just post instead and save myself the trouble later.
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