I'm taking questions again

[Mad Melvin]

Hey Jixby, do you play any instrument?

[Sethomas]

What frequency would be required of a photon to strike an hydrogen atom and elevate its electron to the eighth quatum state?

[pjalne]

Jixby, what are the WORST kinds of question you get asked?

[Shyandquietguy]

Jixby, after I made a question in your thread called "THE CUNT FILES: ZekeySpaceyLizard", Lotida sent me a PM telling me how stupid I was, then she told me that my name suggested to her that I have not touched a woman's chest because I'm gay. Then she was really obnoxious in her next PM, telling me I could have clicked on the gray comma that was between her insults to get to your thread when all I really wanted to know was why she was so mean to me.

Is Lotida really this mean in real life?

[Anonymous]

Jixby, I'd like to answer this one if you don't mind!

[Jixby Phillips]

You may answer chojin!

I'll answer the others later guys sorry I guess I didnt notice them the first time!

[Anonymous]

Thanks!

Is Lotida really this mean in real life? I don't know.

[Jixby Phillips]

how do i keep my friends from steeling my CD's? well you should keep them in your bedroom and not allow any of your friends to go into your bedroom or even your house

Is it true that Q-Tips hurt your ears? I've heard that but i dont know if its true but I guess if I was able to HEAR it then I guess they couldn't have hurt all TOO much! but seriously i use q-tips sometimes because the insides of my ears itch

Hey Jixby, do you play any instrument? intresting question thanks! no I dont. i once mentioned to my mom i wanted to learn to play guitar so she bought me one for christmas. it stayed in my closet for a year and then i took a guitar class at college because i needed the units. I spent each class pretending to play and sometimes i didnt show up but I'd have to leave the house because it was evening class and both my parents would be home and they'd be jerks about it. Sometimes I'd go rent a video, drive to school, rent a screening room at the library, and watch it instead of going to class. For the final, we had to perform a song. I sang Rock-a my soul but I sang it doing my Bobcat Goldthwait impression, to distract anyone from my playing. I got an A in the class.

What frequency would be required of a photon to strike an hydrogen atom and elevate its electron to the eighth quatum state? I don't know

Jixby, what are the WORST kinds of question you get asked? When people are just trying to be a bunch of JOKESTERS and asking funny questions that i cant even answer and its like they dont even want a question answered they're just trying to be JERKS I hate it. Also when they ask like DUUUH WHATS SOMETHING SOMETHING SCIENTIC like sethtomas just did because DUH like i'm gonna know that (no offense sethomas i think youre cool) I like questions about me the best.

Jixby, after I made a question in your thread called "THE CUNT FILES: ZekeySpaceyLizard", Lotida sent me a PM telling me how stupid I was, then she told me that my name suggested to her that I have not touched a woman's chest because I'm gay. Then she was really obnoxious in her next PM, telling me I could have clicked on the gray comma that was between her insults to get to your thread when all I really wanted to know was why she was so mean to me.

Is Lotida really this mean in real life? i don't know

[GADZOOKS]

Jixby, I think I speak for everyone when I ask if you could regail us with your Bobcat Goldthwait version of Rock-a My Soul?

[Rongi]

Jixby what do you want to be when you grow up ?

[Emu]

jixby if your mother is trapped in a well made of guns and your father is about to be killed by a zombie bear and your sister's about to be thrown into a lake made out of acid and tomahawks and you can only save one of them who do you save?

[kellychaos]

Jixby,

Due ewe prefer nachos with or without jalapeno peppers?

[King Hadas]

Are you gonna bring back the Draw Luigi contest? because I really worked hard on my entry

[Jixby Phillips]

shoot I answered alll the questions but i guess it didnt work the first time dang so second times a charm i guess!

Jixby, I think I speak for everyone when I ask if you could regail us with your Bobcat Goldthwait version of Rock-a My Soul? uh i dont really have my guitar anymore! I gave it to my mom and she sold it for the same ammount she bought it for! pretty good deal! I didnt even open all the stuff it came with so it was like new! The thing about the bobcat thing was that i never rehearsed it and i never sang as bobcat before so i didnt know how it was going to sound! and i still dont kinda lol but at the end of it i stood up and said "that was rock-a my soul as sung by actor/commedian bobcat goldthwait" just to make sure

Jixby what do you want to be when you grow up ? depending what i'm better at I wanna be a writer that directs sometimes or a director that writes sometimes! I like writing its fun to do sometimes when you're iwith best buds and i like doing it for f*ck you b*tch t he website and i'm thinking maybe i could make f*ck you b*tch: the tv show sometime in the future! I've got lots of ideas for it!

jixby if your mother is trapped in a well made of guns and your father is about to be killed by a zombie bear and your sister's about to be thrown into a lake made out of acid and tomahawks and you can only save one of them who do you save? well i'd save my mom cuz my dad and my sister are douchebags and i think my mom would appreciate a quiet house more than they would! sorry if that sounds rude but i love my mom!

Due ewe prefer nachos with or without jalapeno peppers? Spell this right and I will answer it.

Are you gonna bring back the Draw Luigi contest? because I really worked hard on my entry sorry dude maybe i should thanks for reminding me, i got some great entries but it just so happened i got all busy with school and moving away from home when the deadline happened !! I'll try to revive it okay!

[The Damp Moose]

What members here are characters/ have another name?

[Jixby Phillips]

I dont know

[Lotida]

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy

Jixby, after I made a question in your thread called "THE CUNT FILES: ZekeySpaceyLizard", Lotida sent me a PM telling me how stupid I was, .

Is Lotida really this mean in real life?

1. I would never give you the time of day to even think about PMing you. I have never even noticed you??.

2. I am very nice in real life....but probably not to you because you make up stupid posts to try to get noticed.

[Johnyy Darko]

1.Can you and/or RoG talk or tell anything about what the future of I-Mockery is or what are some thing your or Rog Is working on?
2.Do you hate me or not?
3.Whey do people on this forum hate me?
4.What is your favorite minimock?

[Jixby Phillips]

I forgot to say if i dont get to be a writer or director i'd open a small resturant where theres a tv and i watch videos all day and people can come on in and eat some delcious food and watch videos !

[Jixby Phillips]

1.Can you and/or RoG talk or tell anything about what the future of I-Mockery is or what are some thing your or Rog Is working on? Nope!

2.Do you hate me or not? I don't know!

3.Whey do people on this forum hate me? Probably because it seems like you put little to no thought into your posts!

4.What is your favorite minimock? mine!

[MrAdventure]

do you think you could stomach spaghetti blindfolded!

do you think you could send in a few more jokes here and there haha

ps are you picky about dessert or just dinner!

[Jixby Phillips]

do you think you could stomach spaghetti blindfolded! well i could do it i mean i have the GUTS but i like to make sure i'm evenly distrubting the meat with the noodles cuz i dont like ending up with lots of meat left behind and then eating it straight up!

do you think you could send in a few more jokes here and there haha sure i'll try!!!

ps are you picky about dessert or just dinner! that depends whtats for dessert :/ :/ :/