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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 07:07 PM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2003, 05:33 AM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2003, 03:48 PM       
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It's the whole 'sex is a letdown' crap. It really isn't as long as you don't expect it to be the best there was, the best there is, and the best there will ever be.
Holy crap! Sex is all Bret Hart's doing. DAMN YOU!

Anyway, I'm still a virgin, and I'm also 14. At my age I'd be too nervous for anything. I hate kids my age who try to pretend they're looking at a girls ass or talk about how "hot" some chic is. I'm the only one my age who looks at it as a thing of love rather than simply pleasure. And if I could be with the girl I like most at the time, I'd rather be doing something romantic that workin' her arse. And in the end it's thinking like that that'll make my relationships in the future, long or short term, more enjoyable. Nothings worse than pretending to be in love with a girl and being her "boyfriend" just for show; most of the people I know who have a g/f do that. If theres no love it's just a tedious way to get attention, and if the girl you're with is REALLY in love with you, you could be breaking her heart.
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Old Mar 26th, 2003, 04:47 PM       
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Holy crap! Sex is all Bret Hart's doing. DAMN YOU!

Anyway, I'm still a virgin, and I'm also 14. At my age I'd be too nervous for anything. I hate kids my age who try to pretend they're looking at a girls ass or talk about how "hot" some chic is. I'm the only one my age who looks at it as a thing of love rather than simply pleasure. And if I could be with the girl I like most at the time, I'd rather be doing something romantic that workin' her arse. And in the end it's thinking like that that'll make my relationships in the future, long or short term, more enjoyable. Nothings worse than pretending to be in love with a girl and being her "boyfriend" just for show; most of the people I know who have a g/f do that. If theres no love it's just a tedious way to get attention, and if the girl you're with is REALLY in love with you, you could be breaking her heart.
My God, a teenage boy who has his priorities straight!
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Old Mar 26th, 2003, 11:33 PM       
And that is sadly exactly why he will probably be the last among them to get a girlfriend.
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Old Mar 27th, 2003, 12:59 AM       
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Old Mar 27th, 2003, 11:42 AM       
14 year olds having sex is sick. That idea makes me ill.
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Old Mar 27th, 2003, 11:47 AM       
Absolutely. They're far too ripe for your cultured tastes.
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Old Apr 18th, 2003, 11:53 PM       
Update: I haven't spoken to a girl in person in over 4 months now. This homeschooling thing is a real bitch on my love life.

Look forward to another update in roughly 8 to 10 weeks!!!
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 12:21 AM       
Isn't virginity just grand?
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 01:30 AM       
You think 14 year olds having sex is sick? That isn't the worst my school has to offer. Middle school kids are doing things I didn't even KNOW about in middle school. These kids are trying to grow up too fast and missing out on on just being able to be a dumb kid. I find it disgusting in more than one way.

Cybernetico: Wow, you're a teenage boy who isn't an asshole! Good job on that!
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Old May 29th, 2003, 06:00 AM       
Bah, that's nothing. I'm 14 too, and my school got in trouble last year (And was plastered all over the news)

Some slut was giving a blowjob to a black kid in the back of an 8th grade class.

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Old May 29th, 2003, 06:22 AM       
I think i grew up too soon.

I remember the first time some slut blew my "black kid".
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Old May 29th, 2003, 10:53 AM       
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Old Jun 1st, 2003, 12:58 AM       
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Old Jun 1st, 2003, 01:55 AM       
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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 12:43 AM       
What's everyone's definition of being a Virgin?
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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 10:43 AM       
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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 10:48 AM       
I have found out twice now that being a nice guy doesn't necessarily work.
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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 10:50 AM       
depends on what you mean by 'work'
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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 10:54 AM       
Being me doesnt "work" either.
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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 10:54 AM       
If you're nice all the time, I've found that girls will walk all over you and take advantage of your willingness to do stuff for them. Of course, if you assert yourself too much, you are labelled a jerk.

It is hard to balance.
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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 12:14 PM       
Being a poor, lazy cartoonist doesn't really get me any ladies .
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