I want to practise my mocking...

[Tubesock]

SO BRING IT ON YOU BRIDESMAID DRESS-WEARING PANSIES!!!!




P.S. One at a time though. I'm new to this.

[Krythor]

Quiet you.

[Esuohlim]

I SEE A CANDIDATE FOR THREAD BACKUPS

[The Retro Kat]

You're going to find something gooey the next time you put on your shoes and socks.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I USE TUBE SOCKS LIKE YOU FOR WHACKING OFF IN.

[The Retro Kat]

You should practice spelling, too.

[Perndog]

Practise is British, Kat. Any bloody wanker knows that.

[MK IV]

I always thought it was practice, and im a british wanker.

[Tubesock]

Tubesock's Super Essay

First things first, I said one person at a time. This shows no one here can read a simple instruction. Now, I see that being new is not such a hinderance.

Secondly, Retro Kat's vocabulary is disturbing. He confuses the word 'practice' with the homonym 'practise' (Also, Retro Kat writes like a Homonym minus the 'nym' part). As any retarded schoolboy who keeps dead rats in his pockets knows, the word 'practice' finds more usage through its noun formation. Meanwhile, the word 'practise' relates to verb forms. This appears evident when we describe a doctor's office as a 'practice'. This, in addition to Retro Kat's explicit notation of the extremely obvious (and on-purpose) humour in my nickname, demostrates that he is, without a doubt, an idiot manchild.

Also, Cap'n Crunch points a similar obvious allusion to my handle too. I shall recommend him as head of the CIA for his wonderful investigative skills in determining the semiotic nature of the word 'Tubesock'.

In conclusion, I wish everyone here great luck as you all try your sisters' frilly, little dresses while posing for 'Fat Bastard Monthly'.




Teacher's Note: Tubesock, this is the best essay ever! If anyone disagrees, they are obviously a moron! I'm giving you 15/10! Not only that, but your nickname is so witty and postmodern! You get a smiley face for such a cool nickname!

[Perndog]

Well, that was a rambling, pompous load of shit if I ever heard one. First, in America, practice is used as a verb and practise doesn't exist. Secondly, now that we know you're a phenomenal toad, we'll have something to go on beside your oh-so-clever nickname.

In conclusion, you get uncreative insults because you're not worth spending the time to think of anything better.

[Cap'n Crunch]

all of the fags say stupid fags trying to cover up that they are fags but they really are fags and it is just a cover up and then they go play dance dance revolution and get lubed up while watching gay porno and then their mom walks in and the black man that was lubing him up hides under the bed, but the porno is still on, so she ships him to military school and he is harassed by the counslor and then all of the kids stab him while he is asleep. then they take him to the hospital and he comes home and posts on i-mockery as the name tubesock and gets off on his words, and then his dad walks in and goes, "WFT" and then they ship him off to san francisco where they are all fags and he goes back on i-mockery trying to write a witty comeback, but it is terrible and perndog insults him in a not funny way.

That was a terrible comeback.

[Sam]

OMG TUBESOCK, are you related to Mad Max, that heap that wished he was on a nature walk in the General Blabber board?

[Perndog]

Wow, Cap'n, you noticed that I wasn't trying to be funny. Way to remind everyone exactly what I said in the last line of my post.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I really fucking hate you.

[Perndog]

[CaptainBubba]

Tubesuck.


I WIN

HEY PERNDOG, IS THAT FROM WC3 IN YOUR AVATAR? IT SUPER COOL.

[Tubesock]

Hello!! Geeks and Losers!!

First of all, shut yer navels! All of you! I said one person at a time! Learn to read from a dictionary, instead of animalsex.com! If you violate this order, I will hire the inbreds from Deliverance to violate YOU!

To Perndog: WOW! Congratulations! You're American! YAY! You're also a retard. I asked Stephen Hawking what the combination of these two factors presents, and he gave me this formula:

American + retard = Inbred from Deliverance

Stay in this post. I may need to get you to rape one of the dickheads who can't read. Or play a banjo.

Cap'n Crunch: Yes, that was a terrible comeback. And your cereal sucks too!

Sam: What is this Mad Max bullshit?? Did you just come back from Perndog's house or something??

And CaptainBubba, you don't win cause I know you're not a real captain.

[Krythor]

A/S/L tubesock?

[Tubesock]

two and a half/hermaphrodite kangaroo/Up Cap'n Crunch's klacker

[Krythor]

really tho A/S/L

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by CaptainBubba

Tubesuck.

MORE LIKE BOOBSUCK

[Tubesock]

A guy who looks like a fat weatherman shouldn't be talking about all the boobs I've seen or whether I suck them or not. I've seen Al Roker live, and he has never been laid. I can tell. When the wind blows past, he creams his size-100 pants. Then he humps David Letterman's leg.

[Cap'n Crunch]

But he isn't Al Roker, you fucking twat.

Why the fuck would you go see Al Roker live?

[Krythor]

ok quit attacking him and give him a chance alright

hello tubesock how are you todayu?

[Tubesock]

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch

But he isn't Al Roker, you fucking twat.

Why the fuck would you go see Al Roker live?

For all the shitty breakfast cereal mascots who don't understand, I'll repeat:

"A guy who LOOKS like a fat weatherman"

Your reading comprehension skills taste like your cereal.

As for seeing him live, that's none of your goddamn business, isn't it? The day you make your cereal taste good or grow some testicles (My money is on the cereal thing first), is the day you can ask me the probing questions like "Why go see Al Roker live?" or "Why does Cap'n Crunch like to hump Al Roker?". Till then, you can give the Trix Rabbit a reach-around for all I care.

And thank you for asking, Krythor. I was fine until Cap'n Dickhead over there started felching the Lucky Charms Leprechaun with a spoon. How are you?