I want to practise my mocking...

[Tubesock]

I'm not here for your amusement, Goatboy. If you want amusement, watch Urkel.

[Big Papa Goat]

No need to get upset, I was just commenting on how you once amused me and no longer do. And yes you are here to amuse me. And call me Papa, you bitch.

[Tubesock]

Nah. I think I'll call you "Uncle Joey from Full House".

[Big Papa Goat]

Like the Uncle Joey that you used to think was soooooooo hot and made you want to touch yourself at night? That Uncle Joey! Was it that fuckin Uncle fuckin Joey you fuckin fuckwit? Well, was it you bloody little wanker?

[Big Papa Goat]

Or was it the one that used to take you into his car when you were 6 and make you touch his wang? Ya, the one who told you not to tell your parents or they'd stop loving you and send you to a foster home where black men would sodomize you until your colon ruptured! And when you asked him what sodomize meant... he showed you. Didn't he? Is that the Uncle Joey your talking about?

[Tubesock]

Uncle Joey, there's an 'edit' button there. Please use it instead of writing afterthoughts in multiple posts. Now go fuck Danny Tanner.

[Big Papa Goat]

The multiple posts give my thoughts a certain, agitated, rambling condition though. Wouldn't you say so Tubesock?

EDIT: See, I found the button! Anyway, is that the best you can come up with? Did you even read my posts? Amateur.

[Perndog]

Originally Posted by Boring Troll

Second of all, how do you know I live in Britain, loser? I could be American.

humour

practise

You're British. Fuck off.

seperatly

OMG YOU MADE A TYPO CAN'T YOU READ THE DICTIONARY LEARN TO READ AND WRITE PROPERLY BEFORE YOU ACCUSE PEOPLE OF NOT BEING FUNNY.

Lastly, I SAID BE FUCKING FUNNY!

What the hell for? You haven't done anything to deserve it yet, and if any post in this thread (besides yours) isn't funny, it's because it wasn't meant to be. Mike was right, you're not mocking, you're just a bitch, and ScruU2wice's comment about responding to everyone individually was dead-on. You're just acting superior and trying to impress everyone into liking you, and you're being a complete fucking moron at the same time. Cut your losses, shut up, and wait a month or two before posting again.

[Tubesock]

Originally Posted by Uncle Joey

The multiple posts give my thoughts a certain, agitated, rambling condition though. Wouldn't you say so Tubesock?

No.

EDIT: See, I found the button! Anyway, is that the best you can come up with? Did you even read my posts?

No. They were crap.

Originally Posted by Perndog

You're British. Fuck off.

Haha. Fuck you. I'm Australian, dickhead!

OMG YOU MADE A TYPO CAN'T YOU READ THE DICTIONARY LEARN TO READ AND WRITE PROPERLY BEFORE YOU ACCUSE PEOPLE OF NOT BEING FUNNY.

Number of typos made by Tubesock: 1

Number of typos made by Perndog: 273

Also:

Number of camels molested by Tubesock: 0

Number of camels molested by Perndog: 214

Haha, camelfucker!

What the hell for? You haven't done anything to deserve it yet, and if any post in this thread (besides yours) isn't funny, it's because it wasn't meant to be. Mike was right, you're not mocking, you're just a bitch, and ScruU2wice's comment about responding to everyone individually was dead-on. You're just acting superior and trying to impress everyone into liking you, and you're being a complete fucking moron at the same time. Cut your losses, shut up, and wait a month or two before posting again.

I quote from Cap'n Crunch, camelfucker:

That was a terrible comeback.

[Big Papa Goat]

I think I hear a dingo eating your baby! :<

[Perndog]

Ah, you're Australian. That explains it. Australia was a British penal colony - you're descended from people who got kicked out of Britain for being assholes. I understand now why you are the way you are.

[Tubesock]

Originally Posted by Big Papa Goat

I think I hear a dingo eating your baby! :<

I think I hear a dingo sucking your dick, you furry fetish-loving cracker.

Ah, you're Australian. That explains it. Australia was a British penal colony - you're descended from people who got kicked out of Britain for being assholes. I understand now why you are the way you are.

So what's your excuse, camelfucker?

Man, this is getting too easy (and boring). Where are the hardcore mockers I've heard so much about? Why am I stuck with these coffee filter dregs?

[Big Papa Goat]

Lets argue about the spelling of practise! Those were good days.

[Big Papa Goat]

You seem to talk alot about bestiality Tubesock. Do you have a fetish of your own relating to our less evolved furry friends? Gasp! I think you do! Whatever would Ms X think of these transgressions against nature? Sick Aussie bastard!

[Big Papa Goat]

So UncleJoeyLover, which is it? Do you like banging small mammals, or being fondled by washed up mulleted middle age actor-comedians? Inquiring minds demand to know. And whats this about a dingo sucking my dick? Is this supposed to insult me?

EDIT: I don't want to add any more replies than neccesary, so I'll put my reply to Blue's brilliant post in this post via the editting tool!


inbred.

[Blue]

Dammit. Hes cant be an aussie . I didnt know any of us sucked so much. He must be a refugee or kiwi who come over to live on welfare. Shut the fuck up and go away.

PS. He could be Tasmanian which means he comes from the inbred part of Australia

[Perndog]

Originally Posted by Lubedcock

So what's your excuse, camelfucker?

OMG SO TOTALLY PWNED YOU REALLY GOT ME WITH THAT ONE!!!

Man, this is getting too easy (and boring).

This has got to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard on these boards, even from a rank clueless newbie. Of course it's easy. You called me a camelfucker. That's it. You didn't do anything creative, you didn't think, and you sure didn't produce a comeback that anyone over the age of 13 would believe was a good one.

[Tubesock]

Papagoat, you're mixing me up with yourself. You are the one who is Uncle Joey and has sex with furry animals (Use use duct tape on the small ones). I, on the other had, am a superstud to all the ladies (Yes, even the ugly ones). Make sure you have that clear from now on.

Blue, someone with such a faggy avatar is in no place to be calling me an inbred. Watch out or your poofy tiger will finger Cap'n Crunch.

Perndog, I ran your reply through my super-computer at work and it analysed that what you said was complete and utter gibberish. Then it exploded because of your sheer idiotic ramble. You owe my work a new computer, you illiterate camelfucker.

[Cap'n Crunch]

YEAH BLUE, WATCH OUT. HE IS GOING TO PUT YOUR AVATAR IN PAINT OVERLAPPING TONY THE TIGER'S FINGER.

[Tubesock]

Once again, Cap'n, you've proven you're illiterate. I said I'll photoshop you, not Blue's avatar. Damn it, the education system just isn't working. Instead your teachers are molesting you in the broomcloset. If this ever happens again, Cap'n, pull out some Rice Bubbles and shout "Top O' Th' Mornin' To Ye All!" so they'll think you're in special ed. Say it quickly before they slap your face with their large penises.

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Tubesock

Al, get back to drawing shitty comics and stop stalking me.

OW MAN, THIS ONE HURT.

[Esuohlim]

NOW LOOK, YOU MADE ME (I.E. AL ROKER ) SAD



CUNT

[agroskaterik]

@ MILHOUSE

[ScruU2wice]

australian? OMG its a WANG character

Papagoat, you're mixing me up with yourself

in other words he's saying "I know you are but what am i..."

i think big papa won with the dingo thing, but esouhlim woulda won if he posted before that

[agroskaterik]

As long as we all agree that tubesock does not win.