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Old Oct 22nd, 2009, 02:34 PM        LIAR!!!!
first my old boss fires me for almost no reason at all, then he lies and says that i quit as a no call/no show to the unemployment office, further delaying the money i need to get my shit together.

i am glad that my last words to him were "YOU CAN LICK MY HARRY BALLS!!!"

true story. i really said that.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2009, 02:48 PM       
Awesome.

I'd always wished I'd said something similar to my old boss before the whole organization was downsized. What an assclown.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2009, 02:53 PM       
if my claim gets rejected i am going to forward the text messages he sent my roomate asking for sex to his wife and his boss.

see how he likes that shit.

you should have done it CF it is one of the great pleasures in life to see somone who once thought of you as "below" them when they suddenly have no power over you and you can say anything you please. i highly reccomend it.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2009, 03:19 PM       
Termination papers, were they signed by you? Oh wait, I always forget California has laws that are on the employees side. Other states suck at that kinda thing.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2009, 06:20 PM       
i am pretty sure the lady that interviewed me today from the unemployment office to settle the dispute was on my side on the whole thing, i was completely HONEST and it is gonna be kinda hard for the exboss to explain how an employee that was there for three years without missing a day or being late, or a single problem ever just suddenly decided to not show up anymore.

plus my story was compelling, and had lots of dirty words.

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Old Oct 22nd, 2009, 06:40 PM       
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Old Oct 22nd, 2009, 07:10 PM       
exactly.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2009, 07:40 PM       
i can only wish that both kitties have hitler moustaches

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Old Oct 22nd, 2009, 08:04 PM       
My grandma had a cat that had a mark under her nose and a spot on its head that made it look like she had a comb over, so we all called her "Adolf" (but only when grandma wasn't around.)
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Old Oct 22nd, 2009, 08:20 PM       
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Old Oct 22nd, 2009, 08:47 PM       
And you're so good at sarcasm.
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Fucking badass with your reverse sarcasm.
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