Voicemails/texts that aren't intended for you...

[Kitsa]

Do you ever get misdirected messages? I get them all the time. I've got some collections office after a woman named Pat, who must have given them my number, and I get doctor's office calls all the time. I try to be nice and call them back to say they have the wrong number (the collections one doesn't believe me).

My parents' number is apparently one digit off a travel agency's promotional number and mailers go out with misprints all the time. People are always calling my parents demanding free cruises.

I also get weird texts. I think they're spam but they can't be very effective spam because I don't know what the hell they're talking about.

From: ***********@ bayislandproperties.com

Subject: Sup Pal

sup pal Don't bite the hand that feeds you AFDM is expected to go to 3.88 thats 25 times


....I don't even know what that means.

Does the do not call list not block text spam?

[liquidstatik]

AFDM = African Diamond

[Aaarg]

Occasionally I get calls for other people. I just say "well I hope Mrs. Diana didn't need to know this information anytime soon" and delete them.

I like getting the text message that was sent to the wrong person, especially when it's about you.

[Tadao]

looks like stock market talk

[liquidstatik]

I ALREADY SAID THAT, TADAO

[Cherry Nirvana]

I have some woman who has been texting me thinking that I'm someone named Declan or some shit like that. I was fucking with her the other day and going along with it telling her I was in some sort of car accident and freaked her out.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I got a picture from some girl with her tongue on her areola. It was supposed to go to her husband. I would have followed up with it but it wasn't all that great.

[Emu]

Originally Posted by Cherry Nirvana

I have some woman who has been texting me thinking that I'm someone named Declan or some shit like that. I was fucking with her the other day and going along with it telling her I was in some sort of car accident and freaked her out.

You're a bitch.

[Shyandquietguy]

Hey Kitsa, I think you could convince tham with maybe a photocopy of your I.D. and maybe a phone bill. I don't know if you'll have to show them something relating your SS to you, but you might since collections dodging seems like it would be a pretty common thing. Check out their web site and see if they have a FAQ with something like that in it. IDK, maybe Pat deserves it or something.

The Driver I.D. number isn't more than just a track record, isn't it?

P.S. Maybe you should tell them that you're just another "Pat"!

[Big McLargehuge]

i always get voice mails in spanish looking for a person named paco.