Stupid shit you did as a kid

[Tadao]

How is he in bed? Does he kiss you first?

[Tadao]

Sorry for being a jerk in your thread Kista

[ElPila666]

[Tadao]

Yeah, that haircut is a dumb idea. I bet there is a rat tail on the back of his head.

[ZeldaQueen]

Originally Posted by Tadao

How is he in bed? Does he kiss you first?

None of that.

[Tadao]

Don't be mad, he might one day. Try leaving your room door unlocked!

[Kitsa]

When I was about 7 there was this kid down the street who went through a daredevil phase on his bike. His parents had this long, downward-sloping driveway with a rail at the bottom end. I think it dropped off to a ravine or something on the other side. Anyway, they had like 7 or 8 metal trashcans lined up long the rail...no idea why so many...and he got it in his head that he could bowl himself at the trashcans and knock them all over.

Except, you know, there was this rail behind them and stuff, and if he went through them he'd probably go flying to his death.

He actually did it, and got stuck headfirst in one of the garbage cans and cried until his mom came out screaming for us all to go home and never come back again.

I rode a bike once when I wasn't supposed to (back when I didn't have a healthy appreciation for my limitations)...ended up knocking myself out and skidding several feet on my face, removing all the skin from my nose. A car almost hit me. One of many ambulance rides.

[JediScum]

I used to eat brown sugar out of the bag when i was 9 or 10...

Once i taped a GI Joe figure to the spindle of the washing machine, and set the machine for "spin" just so i could watch it... BUT THE MACHINE HAD NO CLOTHES IN IT!!!!

Another time when I was about 10, I watched porn and got a hard-on...

For several years as a youngster, i would actually drink alcohol but, NOT LIKE IT!!!

Then there was the time i tried to do a ritual that would turn me into a werewolf, but i couldn't find the right ingredients... it called for an ointment made of "herbs", so i used everything i could find in my mom's spice rack.... not a lot, just a little of each. Oh, and the ointment was supposed to have a base of "Baby fat" but, all i could find was Bacon Grease that my mom saved.
Let me tell you, as a cook, bacon grease will do a HELL a bit more than baby fat. How many recipes for a vinegarette call for "baby fat"? Fucking NONE!
With Bacon grease, and not a lot, i can make a spinach salad you won't believe.

But, yeah, the lycanthropy didn't take because i chickened out at the last minute and never did the ritual.

I mean, shit, what if it worked?!?! Then i'd have to go kill to eat 3 days a month? Not interested.

Oh, and i used to pick my nose.

And eat it.

Actually, i shouldn't say i "used" to.....

[DevilWearsPrada]

why are you using your old account

[JediScum]

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada

why are you using your old account

Who?

[ZeldaQueen]

Originally Posted by Tadao

Don't be mad, he might one day. Try leaving your room door unlocked!

Seriously, don't joke like that. My brother and I get along sometimes, but most of the time he's pretty obnoxious to me. Really, don't go there.

[Dixie]

I was scared of going into chinese restaurants when I was 5. I thought sumo wrestlers were gonna sit on me.

[Asila]

I was being babysat in Hong Kong while my mother and stepfather were searching for a house back in the states. I was taking my babysitter to the store we shopped at most, and while jaywalking--it's fairly common there, or was--I got hit by a motorcycle. I still have knee problems because of that.

Um, and I pierced my own bellybutton with a safety pin once, mmm masochism

[ZeldaQueen]

I nearly got hit by a car because I was impatient to cross the street - twice.

[DevilWearsPrada]

Twice in the same instance? cause that'd be some wacky shit


kinda like brad pitt in that one movie

[Uncle_Sham]

I liked lego alot, i put two of my favorite lego men in a lego canoe and put them in the toilet, flushed it, and then grabbed it at the lasst second. Just as i grabbed it the man in the back of the canoe got sucked down. i cried

[LordSappington]

Ever heard of a Ripstick? It's one of those two wheeled skateboards. There's this huge hill in my neighborhood, and if you go all the way to the cul de sac at the bottom, you can go about 25 MPH on that. The thing is, there's an intersection at the middle of it, and it's a fairly busy road. So we have someone stand at the intersection and give us thumbs up if it's clear, and thumbs down if it's no good. So one of my friends decided he didn't like the thumbs up thing, and was doing some weird ass arm flailing thing, and I just kept going. I got hit by a truck going 40 MPH; luckily I rolled over the hood, onto the cab and into the bed, and just got bruised really badly.
Got more stories involving roman candles, and a schizophrenic kid who held me at shotgun point, with no shells. Except that was just funny.

[DevilWearsPrada]

I tried grinding with one of those, and I flew off of it when I hit the rail. then, later i tried seeing if it'd manual right and it spun around, and one of the wheels got all fucke dup

[LordSappington]

I'm going to buy a new one soon and find some way to strap it to my feet; that'd probably work better. Also, wax up the middle rod; it's got grips on it, and that can cause some understandable problems.

[ZeldaQueen]

No, I almost got hit on two different times.

Twice I scalded my tongue with hot chocolate. The first time, I somehow made no connection between the fact that I drank something extremely hot and the fact that I couldn't taste food for several days.

Once, I rode my friend's scooter with no protective gear. I fell off and scraped up my knee. My mom took me home and put a band-aide on me. Then she took me back to the playground. On the way there, I tripped over her feet (really), fell down, and scraped my other knee. This time, I wised up and stayed at home.

Oh, and I was playing basketball once with some other kids. I was chasing after the ball and was running after it so fast that I ran into the kid holding it. The kid was a foot taller than me and I don't think he was hurt (I'm not sure, as I closed my eyes just before I hit him). All I know is that I richocheted off of him and fell down onto the basketball court, skinning both of my knees. My mom didn't have band-aides this time, so she got some gauze and tape to patch me up.

[executioneer]

one time this kid was sitting on a log in a lake throwing sand at everyone swimming in the shallows and i got pissed at him so i swam underwater to the log and bit him in the leg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I used to just fill up a hot dog bun with ketchup, microwave it and eat it.


Also shots of A1 sauce was delicious.

[JohnCushing]

Back in '83, I had this huge backyard party with music, booze, and the works. My friend brought over at least a dozens amps and shit to hook up to my stereo system. Later in the party, I was totally shitfaced, climbed on top a tall stack of amps, and jumped off. Needless to say, I broke some bones, but I can't remember if I broke my nose or my collar bone. Maybe I broke both...

[The Leader]

Once, when I was 18, I joined this forum.

[bigtimecow]

you know how kids do that lemonade stand shit? well me and my friends did something similar (i think we were like 8) by taking like a shitload of stuff from my kitchen (vanilla extract, eggs, random food condiments and items) and put them in a huge bowl. we then stood on my lawn with a sign that said "TAKE A WHIFF // 25 cents" or something like that. i know we got at least one guy to smell it