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Old Oct 22nd, 2008, 10:09 PM       
Oh man I'm no good at remembering things, but I'll try! One time me and a few friends were driving down some dirt roads drinkin and smokin, and the driver said he was too high and couldn't drive anymore, so his friend who had no license said he'd drive. We came to he end of the road, and you could either go left or right. He asks "Which way shouuld I go?" The kid that owned the car said left, and he went straight instead. And he didn't just creep straight, he gassed it. It was about 12ft rocky/boulder hill down into a ditch, and we crashed pretty hard. We had to get a ride back in the back of a truck.

Oh yeah and the two kids were 16 and it was in the middle of the night in December.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2008, 10:37 PM       
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Old Oct 22nd, 2008, 11:22 PM       
DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION IN SCHOOL.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2008, 11:40 PM       
When my brother and I were young, we used to play "dog show". What it consisted of was my brother crawling around on all fours as a dog and I'd be the owner, bringing him to the show. We never actually got to the show. But for a leash, I'd tie a piece of rope around his neck. My mom made me stop, although at the time I couldn't understand why it bothered her.

When I was at a family reunion, I was playing with my second cousins (my cousin's children) and the one boy had this piece of lumber which he was kicking around. He kicked it and it hit me straight in the knee! Fortunately for their upbringing, I don't swear easily.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2008, 11:54 PM       
Yeah, the most detrimental thing to a child's psyche is swearing.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2008, 11:57 PM       
My cousin and I played "pirate sword fight" with our penises.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2008, 11:58 PM       
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Old Oct 22nd, 2008, 11:58 PM       
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Old Oct 23rd, 2008, 12:16 AM       
TO GO INTO DETAIL ABOUT THE MY FIRST POST IN THIS THREAD, when me and my cousin we little we used to play house. it was a fun game that involved me and her locking my sister out of the room telling her she was the dog, while we made out because we were husband and wife.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2008, 12:16 AM       
So that's what happened to it
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Old Oct 23rd, 2008, 12:16 AM       
ASILA CUT THAT POSTING RIGHT AFTER ME SHIT OUT
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Old Oct 23rd, 2008, 12:17 AM       
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