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Old Sep 14th, 2011, 08:46 PM       
My first real girlfriend was a redhead with freckles also! Totally ruined me for other non-redheaded freckled women because damn, I need that pale skin and that red hair. I will settle for less though. Always do.
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Old Sep 14th, 2011, 08:55 PM       
I did date a red head once. No hair, just a red head.
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Old Sep 14th, 2011, 10:03 PM       
Redheads have a reputation for being psycho, but I've known more psycho blondes and brunettes than psycho redheads (up to and including family).

We're only psycho sometimes.
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Old Sep 14th, 2011, 10:32 PM       
Only psycho when they get mad. They're sweet as shit otherwise.

My redhead first girlfriend drove off with me on the hood of her car, then braked really hard when she gained a good amount of speed. Even with me rolling, it peeled off a good chunk of skin on my arms. She also maced me later on that year for moving my shit out of her mom's house.

I did break the toes of the guy who she eventually cheated on me with. I know, toes doesn't sound too hardcore, but he got in my face when I questioned him. I stamped down on his feet, then pushed him back as hard as I could.
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Old Sep 15th, 2011, 11:04 AM       
Breakin toes and taking names. Take my girlfriend I'll splatter your brains. Don't mess with a guy whose name is chains.
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Old Sep 16th, 2011, 07:03 PM       
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My first real girlfriend was a redhead with freckles also!
So what, have you had fake girlfriends before? Did you stalk someone or something?
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Old Sep 16th, 2011, 07:07 PM       
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So what, have you had fake girlfriends before? Did you stalk someone or something?
Nah, but I've had school girlfriends. Where you just kind of hold hands and walk with eachother between classes yet don't do shit. Up there I'm talking about the chick I banged for the first time. Granted, she cried during and I had to hold her and tell her how no, she didn't just piss god off by fucking me. But I'm sure a lot of girls cry their first time.
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Old Sep 16th, 2011, 07:17 PM       
I'm calling the police.
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Old Sep 16th, 2011, 08:32 PM       
this was how one of my first relationships ended

"so can i touch your boobs or something"
"no"
"I think we should break up"
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Old Sep 16th, 2011, 08:43 PM       
I just read what I typed up there. It seems like I kept having sex with her when she started crying from what I wrote. I didn't keep going. I stopped and comforted her. She eventually did get pretty down and dirty with it. Just the first time she bawled like a baby.
Sad thing is, my second relationship lasted 2 years and I didn't get to see her naked even feel her up at all. She was religious and I assumed she'd just be hard to get to 'open up'. She was like 4 foot 10, but really not a dwarf. She just looked like a 13 year old even though she was 20. I'd get so many people calling me pervert and pedo for that reason. I talked to her about a year ago and it turns out she never fucked me because she was a lesbian and didn't realize it due to her religious conditioning. So I wasted my time trying.
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Old Sep 17th, 2011, 08:22 AM       
The lesbian that I'm getting benefits off at the moment told me that I have beautiful soft skin like a woman.

Guess you weren't soft enough, Koko.
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Old Sep 17th, 2011, 08:45 AM       
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Old Sep 19th, 2011, 03:05 AM       
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I just read what I typed up there. It seems like I kept having sex with her when she started crying from what I wrote. I didn't keep going. I stopped and comforted her. She eventually did get pretty down and dirty with it. Just the first time she bawled like a baby.
Sad thing is, my second relationship lasted 2 years and I didn't get to see her naked even feel her up at all. She was religious and I assumed she'd just be hard to get to 'open up'. She was like 4 foot 10, but really not a dwarf. She just looked like a 13 year old even though she was 20. I'd get so many people calling me pervert and pedo for that reason. I talked to her about a year ago and it turns out she never fucked me because she was a lesbian and didn't realize it due to her religious conditioning. So I wasted my time trying.
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Old Sep 19th, 2011, 11:15 AM       
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Old Sep 20th, 2011, 11:56 PM       
Larissa olynik is disapointingly not hot anymore. Also a pale redhead now too. She's on the new hawaii 5-0.
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Old Sep 20th, 2011, 11:59 PM       
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Larissa olynik is disapointingly not hot anymore. Also a pale redhead now too. She's on the new hawaii 5-0.
Dude, Alex Mack looks like Hilary Swank now



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Old Sep 21st, 2011, 12:34 AM       
What the hell happened to her? She was absolutely in the bone zone on Third Rock From The Sun. Now she's absolute bleh.
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Old Sep 21st, 2011, 12:44 AM       
WHAT THE SHIT.
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Old Sep 21st, 2011, 04:36 AM       
What the faaark!?

Still hot, just in a different way that is not as cute as when I used to clean the pipes to her daily.

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Old Sep 21st, 2011, 06:30 PM       
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Dude, Alex Mack looks like Hilary Swank now





I hate the swankster but yeah she does.
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Old Sep 21st, 2011, 06:37 PM       
One girl I used to have a huge bone over was the girl from space cases on snick. Then she ended up being the hot mechanic on firefly.

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Old Sep 21st, 2011, 07:18 PM       
Man I had a lot of Nickelodeon crushes back in the day.

Moira Quirk has the distinction of being the very first! (Fuck you Mike O'Malley )

Then came both Nona Mecklenberg and Ellen Hickle from Pete and Pete

Alex Mack's nerdy sister was way hotter that Alex Mack, btw
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Old Sep 21st, 2011, 07:31 PM       
I liked the way Moira said 'buoy'.
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Old Sep 21st, 2011, 08:15 PM       
I think hers was the first British accent I've ever heard. Every time she talked I didn't want her to stop
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Old Sep 21st, 2011, 09:53 PM       
I wanted to go to mo too.
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