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Old Oct 18th, 2007, 10:28 AM        "I'm not gay, nor do I use the Internet"
From the Washington examiner

In his interview with Matt Lauer that aired on NBC’s “Matt Lauer Reports” on Tuesday night and again this morning on “Today,” Craig says he doesn’t use the Internet.

When Lauer asked Craig whether he knew about the Minneapolis airport bathroom’s reputation as a “hot spot” for gay trysts, Craig said: “Matt, you won’t believe this. But I don’t use the Internet. I don’t have a computer at my desk. I’ve never used the Internet. It’s just not what I do. I e-mail with my BlackBerry. No, I did not know that. I had no reason to know that.”

That’s interesting, in light of the following:

» In an op-ed he wrote this summer on the SCHIP health care program, Craig refers to doing a Google search on the term “mission creep.”

» He’s a member of the Congressional Internet Caucus.

» He co-sponsored a bill designating June 2007 as National Internet Safety Month.

» He was presented with the 2007 Internet Keep Safe Coalition Award.

» On his Web site, he lists as a top accomplishment a Silver Mouse Award given to his site by the Congressional Management Foundation in 2003 and 2006.

» When he endorsed Mitt Romney for president, he did so on YouTube.
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Old Oct 18th, 2007, 12:38 PM       
Oh, you mean THAT Internet...
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Old Oct 18th, 2007, 06:40 PM       

So I guess that means he really IS gay now.
mburbank~ Yes, okay, fine, I do know what you meant, but why is it not possible for you to get through a paragraph without making all the words cry?

How can someone who obviously thinks so much of their ideas have so little respect for expressing them? How can someone who so yearns to be taken seriously make so little effort?!
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Old Oct 19th, 2007, 06:56 AM       
not only he is a closeted homosexual, he is also a closeted internet user it's asinine that someone would lie about using the internet. whats the big effing deal...is he trying to cover up the fact he visits gay porn sites?
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Old Oct 19th, 2007, 08:42 PM       
It would've been better if he had just resigned like he was going to. Now he looks like a compulsive liar AND a closet case.
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Old Oct 19th, 2007, 09:09 PM       
I bet he forgot to use cruisingforsex.com
Don't do it.
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Old Oct 20th, 2007, 11:06 AM       
Fuck, what does the Internet have to do with gay hookups in an airport bathroom? I'm online constantly and I live in Minneapolis, and I didn't know about this place. It's not like there are little popups when you connect that say "watch out for the gay bathroom at the airport!"
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Old Oct 20th, 2007, 07:51 PM       
well you have to know about the site of course. It's a little hush hush and I wouldn't want to use it.
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