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Old Nov 4th, 2009, 07:56 PM       
I got a woman then I got married then I got pudgy because I am now able. Its not what its cracked up to be. Being pudgy that is.
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Old Nov 4th, 2009, 09:33 PM       
hey now, at least i'm a full time student

there is also this girl that would be my ONE AND ONLY in a heartbeat, but i kinda don't respect or like her at all, so I only had sex with her twice.
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Old Nov 4th, 2009, 09:56 PM        excuses, please pity me I have found a way to benefit from pitying evil robot"
evil robot i have begun to believe that this thread makes you angry.

the original intention of this thread was to see where people stood with their lives/personal philosophies/decisions.

i think maybe you have some sort of emotional problem that makes you think you have to act all tough and leaves you unable to open up and share your feelings about life with the rest of us.

i pity you
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Old Nov 4th, 2009, 10:05 PM       
If I went around sharing my "feelings" and holding the opinions of others in regard, well then, I wouldn't be Evil Robot would I?
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Old Nov 4th, 2009, 10:08 PM       
it is ok to be a coward and hide it with evil.
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Old Nov 4th, 2009, 10:09 PM       
In order for a robot to be evil, the robot would have to have feelings.
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Old Nov 4th, 2009, 10:21 PM       
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it is ok to be a coward and hide it with evil.
Well then whats the fucking problem? For your information, I thought about posting n this thread but decided that I would come across as pompus since your problems seem to be so much greater. I am neither fat, lonely, or unemployed. I have not drifted far from my freinds in over 10 years (except for the one that got in trouble for making pipe bombs and selling stolen meds).

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Old Nov 4th, 2009, 10:23 PM       
oh robot

i cannot bait you into a fight, even for fun.
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Old Nov 4th, 2009, 10:30 PM       
I know when to fight and with whom. We are both juggernauts of internet debate, would China invade the US for fun? Of course not it would be a bloodbath that would vanquish both nations.
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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 10:04 AM       
and that is why i love you
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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 12:49 PM       
I've been lifting weights, too, with some specific strength goals.
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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 02:13 PM       
maybe it's a global phase

like when everyone broke up this summer
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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 02:24 PM       
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Old Nov 5th, 2009, 07:52 PM       
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maybe it's a global phase

like when everyone broke up this summer
I didn't.
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Old Nov 6th, 2009, 07:38 AM       
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you need to have a SWEETHEART to lose one, mister
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Old Nov 6th, 2009, 12:42 PM       
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Old Nov 6th, 2009, 01:40 PM       
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Old Nov 6th, 2009, 04:38 PM       
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Old Nov 25th, 2009, 07:09 AM       
Hi Bone Daddy,
Here David from USA. You have rightly said that we are westing our motherland
many ways. day by day we are losing nature.
We have to save nature and try to take care of it.
For that we can try many ways also. like grows up trees ,stop pollution.
Thanks Have A Nice Day.
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Old Nov 26th, 2009, 05:10 AM       
you tell 'em, steve dave
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Old Nov 26th, 2009, 06:07 AM       
I FEEL LIKE A REAL JERK TODAY
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Old Nov 26th, 2009, 06:19 AM       
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Old Nov 26th, 2009, 06:34 AM       
i stayed up all night when i shouldve gone to bed, now how am i gonna help with thanksgiving dinner today/tomorrow
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Old Nov 26th, 2009, 07:34 AM       
Is thanksgiving on the 25th or the 26th?
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Old Nov 26th, 2009, 12:39 PM       
It's on a Thursday, that's the 26th this year.
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