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Old Sep 2nd, 2010, 05:17 PM       
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Old Sep 2nd, 2010, 05:19 PM       
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Old Sep 2nd, 2010, 09:01 PM       
i wrote to nbc to bring back "my name is earl" on tv. meh, this is close enough.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2010, 09:52 PM       
Yea but 3/4 of the jokes are tone related.
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Old Sep 14th, 2010, 08:26 AM       
Kim Jong Il has a twitter account. WTF.
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Old Sep 14th, 2010, 01:09 PM       
So does Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. He's my favorite.

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Old Sep 14th, 2010, 02:02 PM       
In Maine Township, Ill., Mr. Janusz Owca was arrested in August for choking his wife and was booked into jail and given his traditional phone call. With police listening, Owca called his wife and threatened to kill her. [Chicago Sun-Times, 8-27-10]

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Old Sep 14th, 2010, 03:39 PM       
He really really didn't like his wife
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Old Sep 15th, 2010, 04:05 PM       
"They Know It But They're Hiding It"

Those bastards, hiding it for centuries just to mess with our heads!
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Old Sep 15th, 2010, 11:29 PM       
"Conference begins at 8:30 (am) and concludes 10:30pm"


That's a lot of hours of bullshit. Thank god lunch is provided or I would go nuts!
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Old Sep 16th, 2010, 05:38 AM       
Epicycles.
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Old Sep 16th, 2010, 05:43 AM       
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Old Sep 16th, 2010, 07:17 AM       
"Scientific Experiments Showing Earth Motionless in Space"

I see before me how this demonstration includes lego figures placed on big gym balls, which are then kicked around
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Old Sep 16th, 2010, 09:29 AM       
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"Conference begins at 8:30 (am) and concludes 10:30pm"

That's a lot of hours of bullshit. Thank god lunch is provided or I would go nuts!
They should also include an open bar afterwards - that would be appropriate.
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Old Sep 17th, 2010, 01:07 PM       
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/17/mo...?_r=2&src=tptw

Joaquin phone is actually a real person again. He said he's been deep in character for the last 2 years for a mockumentary movie role about his life. No more rap.
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Old Sep 17th, 2010, 02:01 PM       
The guy he bought his acid from died.
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Old Sep 17th, 2010, 04:55 PM       
I'm pretty sure everyone knew it was performance art the whole time. He's had a camera crew following him around since he first donned the beard.
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Old Sep 17th, 2010, 05:32 PM       
Oh, I had no idea. I didn't really follow it but I remember hearing the was rapping or something.
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Old Sep 17th, 2010, 08:16 PM       
I still think Harry Shearer and Martin Short did it better pretending to be male synchronized swimmers. And that bit got old after about 15 minutes.
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Old Sep 19th, 2010, 11:40 PM       
i was reading that thing about cuntely a flick or whatever that dudes name is and i noticed that he has a very small nose and mouth. its kind of distracting

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to star in a bit of “gonzo filmmaking” modeled on the reality-bending journalism of Hunter S. Thompson.
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Old Sep 20th, 2010, 01:47 AM       
i want to see some "hunter s thomspon filmmaking" modeled on the reality-bending journalism of Gonzo

i guess it'd have lots of chickens in it?
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Old Sep 20th, 2010, 11:05 AM       
Craig Smallwood of Hawaii filed a federal lawsuit earlier this year against the makers of the online virtual-world game "Lineage II" for failing to warn him that he would become so addicted to playing it that he would be "unable to function independently in usual daily activities such as getting up, getting dressed, bathing or communicating with family and friends." (He claims to have spent 20,000 hours over five years playing.) In August, Judge Alan Kay declined to dismiss the lawsuit and set it for trial.

I hope they dismiss this judge and the attorney representing him.
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