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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 01:28 AM        how??!!!
How do you get a girl to make out with you?! please be serious i dont want any bullshit.
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 01:38 AM       
I DONT THINK GIRLS ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE OUT
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 05:02 PM       
First you whip you whip your dick out.

Then you put it back in your pants.

Then you whip it out again and you turn yourself around.

And that's what it's all about.
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 08:07 PM       
hey, monkboy! slap that cock on this plank, y'hear? my staplegun's all revved up and shit. NOW!
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 11:18 PM       
I don't remember that being part of the song...
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 02:45 AM       
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 05:52 AM       
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Leave off the D 'n D. Cut your hair. Wear deoderant. Kill yourself
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 04:16 PM       
yea it is part of the song, it's right after the part about the dvda.
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 05:46 PM       
Oh yeah... is that before or after the cum squirted on the chick's face?
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Old Feb 27th, 2003, 10:59 AM       
Hey black jack, its called a mock!
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Old Feb 27th, 2003, 02:50 PM       
Find a bed. Put in a movie and make sure you can both watch the movie while being on the bed. Kiss her on the lips, mouth closed. It will progress from there.

For the sake of good measure: GIZ ON HER FACE THEN RUB IT ON HER BODY THEN KILL HER AND BURY HER THEN DIG HER BACK UP AND STICK YOUR DICK IN HER CHEST CAVITY! AHAHAHA!.

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Old Feb 28th, 2003, 07:07 PM       
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 12:30 AM       
Alex you always know just what to say. i tried the first part and it worked really well, but when i asked her if i could try the second part, she seemed rather impartial to it. and then she kicked me in the temple with her high-heel and caused severe hemmoraging so i almost drowned in my own vomit!
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 02:02 PM       
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 02:26 PM       
That's like, practically eighth base!
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 08:27 PM       
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You thought it proper to give a translation too, huh? Moron.
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 01:08 PM       
you are mean, i cry now.
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 01:10 PM       
Giving a translation is really over the top concidering that you have a short-skirted poorly drawn anime girl standing over a box ready to fight
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 01:39 PM       
Take it outside you two

Back to your knife bum fighting session with your anglo-saxon girl-friend, Sheban!
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 01:40 PM       
two whole minutes of crying and that's the best you could do?
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 01:45 PM       
TAKE IT OUTSIDE YOU THREE!
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 01:50 PM       
i don't take orders from morons, especially ones who call themselves bubba.
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 01:58 PM       
Yes, but I'm a captain.

Anyway, Mr.Salsa, did you by chance get the oppurtunity to steal one of Sheban's magic viking helms before you clubed her to unconciousness? I really need one so that I can have a conversation piece for my date with the pope this saturday.

Hes in to interesting hats yunno.
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 02:21 PM       
captain retard.
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 02:37 PM       
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