sex dreams again

[Raize]

If you have dreams about making love to your sister then you should cut off your penis.

I mean it. Do it now.

Which would be lesbian sex, for I am of the female kind (for those who don't know).

People who talk like that are really guys or women who think too highly of themselves to spend time posting on the INTARWEB. Go fucking masturbate some more and then see if your sister still shows up in your dreams you pretender.

I bet wearing panty hose makes you horny you sick fuck.

[Captain Goodtimes]

Do you get a raize out of being a dickhead?

[da blob]

Raize. Stop hitting on me.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

OH YOU POSER YOU

[FS]

I've had sex with some weird, embarassing things and people in my dreams. And whenever I attempt sex with someone normal, the person or dream suddenly changes to something non-sexual and completely off-turning. I'm pretty sure there's some kind of theme of self-hatred or insecurity in there.

As for your dream, I don't think it means anything significant, unless it's something innocent like an unconscious wish to spend more time with your sister than you're doing right now or restoring an old, closer bond you had with her.

Still, if push should come to shove, be sure the camera crew you hire knows what they're doing.

P.S. I'm very good at holding microphones.

[AChimp]

Even while jerking off?

[Terra]

I love this chimp.

[Jixby Phillips]

you would

[ArrowX]

I like dreams where you fall off of things because you feel like you are but when you wake up you haven't moved!

You always wake up before you die in a dream.

[Matt Harty]

How do you die? I fall and hit the ground, then get up.

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS

BACK TO THE LESBIAN SISTERS.

Sounds like a lifetime movie, only without the beatings.

Yeah, but we ALL know that Fartin can't act.

[Jixby Phillips]

I've been killed plenty of times in dreams, and i'll keep dreaming even though i'm dead and dogs are ripping me apart :D

[FS]

Jixby, what kind of dogs are they? Meaning what size, color, do they have long hair or short, long tails or not, from what part of the world are they etc.

[The Fifth Man]

Originally Posted by ArrowX

I like dreams where you fall off of things because you feel like you are but when you wake up you haven't moved!

You always wake up before you die in a dream.

That never happens in my dreams. I always fucking die horribly, then wake up right after. So far I've been shot twice, and sucked out an airlock.

God, I hate sleeping.

[Dole]

Jixby, what kind of dogs are they? Meaning what size, color, do they have long hair or short, long tails or not, from what part of the world are they etc.

FS, I get the impression you are wanking whilst typing that.

[FS]

Fish toss. I mean, piss floss. I can't spell that well with only my left hand!

[ArrowX]

I had to walc arcross a 1 foot wide, rail-less bridge to get to carls jr. once I fell