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Old Jul 19th, 2003, 02:10 AM        TOM JONES
There are many awesome pictures of Tom Jones out there, but this one just might be my favorite:

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Old Jul 19th, 2003, 04:16 AM       
I love the eyes.
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Old Jul 19th, 2003, 09:06 AM       
He looks like he might just burst
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Old Jul 19th, 2003, 07:49 PM       
Right now you can ACTUALLY SEE the life draining from his face.
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 02:00 AM        Poor guy
Looks like a Doberman just grabbed him by the balls and he's screaming from the shock (that's why his fist is clenched and he hasn't dropped the mic).
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 04:34 PM       
VIOLET YOUR TURNING VIOLET, VIOLET

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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 08:39 AM        aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
one of tom jones' new style concerts where he sceams obscenities into the mic using a high pitched voice for 4 hours
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 09:29 AM       
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 02:49 PM       
CAPTION: 'I GOT BLISTERS ON MY POONTANG!'
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Old Sep 7th, 2003, 10:42 AM       
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Old Oct 20th, 2003, 05:56 PM       
This one's better...

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Old Oct 20th, 2003, 05:58 PM       
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Old Oct 21st, 2003, 04:59 PM       
foflmao That's too Funny you really got a sick mind......

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Old Oct 27th, 2003, 04:10 AM       
Anything regarding a penis or homosexuality is automatically funny!!
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Old Nov 1st, 2003, 06:27 PM       
To his horror Tom Jones sees coming towards the stage a 90-year-old bag with a couple of urine soaked adult diapers in hand.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2003, 02:10 PM       
Trying to defeat the agonizing heat of fireball candy.
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Old Nov 15th, 2003, 12:37 AM       
And in other news today, we have this footage of Tom Jones speaking at the grand opening of Newark's new "Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory" after a tour within. . .
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Old Nov 15th, 2003, 12:47 AM       
We can only see from the chest up, and you just KNOW he isn't wearing any pants.
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Old Nov 20th, 2003, 09:23 AM       


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Old Nov 20th, 2003, 12:12 PM       
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 01:04 PM       
Is he trying to shit…? Constipation sucks
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 01:05 PM       
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 09:33 PM       
"TOM JONES IS A FAGGOT"
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