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Old Mar 15th, 2004, 06:51 PM        Who wants to bet I have LEAD POISONING!!! :D
Can someone tell me what the health risks of biting down on lead shot are? I must have bitten down on ten of those little balls by now...
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Old Mar 15th, 2004, 06:59 PM       
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Old Mar 15th, 2004, 07:04 PM       
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Old Mar 15th, 2004, 07:06 PM       
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Old Mar 15th, 2004, 07:08 PM       
Lead get it?
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Old Mar 15th, 2004, 07:17 PM       
I suppose I should take these to mean "You're fine"?
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Old Mar 15th, 2004, 08:10 PM       
I don't think you'll make it.
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Old Mar 15th, 2004, 08:45 PM       
Relax. I'm pretty sure lead has to build up a long time to really hurt you.

But why are you biting lead shot in the first place?
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Old Mar 15th, 2004, 08:54 PM       
Shotgun + Squirrel = Food w/ shot in it.

Sometimes you just can't find all the shot before it's too late.

(P.S. Sorry, Jeanette, but you DID ask...)
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Old Mar 15th, 2004, 09:17 PM       
Eating squirrel... it doesn't get more redneck than that. Your family must still be on the rocks.
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Old Mar 15th, 2004, 10:18 PM       
I doubt that that amount of lead could really be hazardous(especially since you're building up a resistance by taking small doses over a period of time).
You should be more worried about the fact that you're wasting bullets on SQUIRRELS. They'res almost no meat on the damn things...
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Old Mar 15th, 2004, 11:23 PM       
shooting squirrel with a shotgun. Thats like shooting a tonka truck with a cluster bomb.

Im surprised you even ate the thing.
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Old Mar 16th, 2004, 12:03 AM       
not if it's a small-caliber shotgun like a 410 I bet the only shotgun you've ever seen was on tv

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Old Mar 16th, 2004, 12:16 AM       
I'm gonna fill you so full of lead that i'll use your dick as a pencil.

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Old Mar 16th, 2004, 02:33 AM       
DID YOU KNOW:

Lead was first discovered in 1846, and was initially used as a clean-burning feul for locomotives. But after discovering it could be turned into gold, it was replaced by coal.
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Old Mar 16th, 2004, 04:22 AM       
replace 'bet' in the title of this thread with 'hope'
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Old Mar 16th, 2004, 05:47 AM       
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especially since you're building up a resistance by taking small doses over a period of time.
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Lead was first discovered in 1846, and was initially used as a clean-burning feul for locomotives. But after discovering it could be turned into gold, it was replaced by coal.
They have found Lead Cups and plates dating back to the Dark Ages, and Roman Times. I doubt it was first discovered in 1846. And their is no way to build up a resistance to lead poisioning.

"Hey Lookie me! I was just stabbed by a small knife! But that ok! I building up a resistance!"
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Old Mar 16th, 2004, 06:30 AM       
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Old Mar 16th, 2004, 08:37 AM       
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Huh? Did I miss the punchline?
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Old Mar 16th, 2004, 09:14 AM       
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Lead was first discovered in 1846, and was initially used as a clean-burning feul for locomotives. But after discovering it could be turned into gold, it was replaced by coal.



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Old Mar 16th, 2004, 10:41 AM       
I used to chew on bullets all the time in hopes of getting lead poisoning. When I was ten I drank a sizable amount of mercury, well over the requisite amount to kill a large adult. After that my dad stopped bringing the stuff home from the hospital where he worked.

My liver and I are IMMORTAL!
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Old Mar 16th, 2004, 11:23 AM       
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Old Mar 16th, 2004, 11:26 AM       
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not if it's a small-caliber shotgun like a 410 I bet the only shotgun you've ever seen was on tv

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yeah... that and I happen to own three (which helps). I mean use common sense... your blasting a tiny animal with buckshot. Use a .22 and take its head off. But this requires some skill.
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Old Mar 16th, 2004, 11:28 AM       
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not if it's a small-caliber shotgun like a 410 I bet the only shotgun you've ever seen was on tv

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yeah... that and I happen to own three (which helps). I mean use common sense... your blasting a tiny animal with buckshot. Use a .22 and take its head off. But this requires some skill.

EDIT: Ive also experimented with all sorts of shotgun ordnance on squirrels too.
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Old Mar 16th, 2004, 11:48 AM       
okay John Lee Malvo, keep rocking those squirrel head-shots, nevermind that people use shotguns to hunt rabbit, pheasants and all other types of small animals. The buckshot actually ensures that there is something left of the animal, dipshit.
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