VINCE! This is important!

[AChimp]

I see that you got your first hate mail, and have decided to rip into the author in true gung-ho webmaster form.

I couldn't help but notice a problem with your rippin'. Not to burst your bubble or anything, but this kind of stuff can really bite you in the ass. Especially when you're an educated free-thinker; definitely not stupid. No, sir.

Originally Posted by Victor Cypert

No samurai would denegrate another person for their taste in music.

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

This mother fucking cocksucker. What kind of audacity do you have to tell me about what is like to be a Catholic Samurai? Oh, so samurai wouldn't "denegrate" another person for their taste in music? What the hell is "denegrate"? It's DEGENERATE, ASSHOLE! Learn to fucking spell you gov't educated moron before you try to diss me.

Indeed, I agree that "Victor Cypert" needs to learn how to spell, because...

den·i·grate
1. To attack the character or reputation of; speak ill of; defame.
2. To disparage; belittle: The critics have denigrated our efforts.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=denigrate&r=2

To your credit, "degenerate" is a word and you actually spelled it correctly (and in caps!). Degenerate is an interesting word, though, since it can be used as an adjective, verb or noun.

In that sentence, however, it's obvious that the verb form is utilized, but...

degenerate (v)
1. To fall below a normal or desirable state, especially functionally or morally; deteriorate: old water pipes that are degenerating with age; a dispute that degenerated into a brawl.
2. To decline in quality: The quality of his writing degenerated as he continued to drink.
3. To undergo degeneration.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=degenerate

Do you see what I mean? None of the definitions for the verb form of "degenerate" makes sense when used the context that you suggest. A single letter can be classified as a typo; we all make them occasionally, but it seems like you have the bigger problem with language syntax.

You sure ripped "Victor Cypert" a new one, but in the process you barrelled on and ripped yourself along the seam of your pants then bent over.

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

"You are an embarrassment to your English teacher."

Pure, golden irony. If you meant all of this to be humourous in any way, Vince, you have succeed. You could market yourself as something like "that angry dumb guy that somehow gets his point acruss (sic)".

If you didn't though... maybe you could ask for some help at that private school you work at, rather than being the one doing the helping. The blind leading the blind and all that, you know.

[The_Rorschach]

Wrong forum

[pjalne]

Yeah, don't be a denegrate.

[mburbank]

No, this is the only forum to discuss Vinth in, and Chimp totally beat me to it, and did an excellent job in his critique. I read that hate mail yesterday, and the irony of
A.) attacking the writer in pretty much the manner I attack Vinth was funny enough but became hundreds of times funnier because Vinth was
B.) Wrong, and Vinths guess at what word the writer meant coud not have been corrct.

Well done, Chimp.

[Zebra 3]

- I certainly hope that there's no suggestion here that what VinceZeb post/replies is remotely important.

[AChimp]

Matters like this need to be addressed immediately! We must all do our part to stop the spread of online boobery.

[Protoclown]

I was eagerly waiting for Burbank to lambast the ol' Submariner for it, but it would seem that Chimp's smackdown was worth the wait as well. Bravo, Chimp!

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by AChimp

You sure ripped "Victor Cypert" a new one, but in the process you barrelled on and ripped yourself along the seam of your pants then bent over.

Although this is a particularly lucid example, he's done this so much, I've more or less become desensitized to it. :/

[AChimp]

You mean you don't become aroused anymore?

[kellychaos]

Think Wile Coyote. Yeah, I'll still watch. It's always interesting to find out what the new form of ACME is going to be and how he manages to blow himself up THIS time. I just don't get the initial thrill of suspense that I once got.

[Malevolent]

I suppose you'll be wanting this now, Chimp.

[mburbank]

Let me add to the deliciousness of this: He posted a link to his 'triumph' over the hate mailer on Newsfilter, and was immidiately thumped by everyone there over the whole denigrate/degenerate fiasco.

So Vinth. It's not just us who think you are a terrible writer.

As long as you're there reading his hatemail, read his fan mail. It's one of the few on line examples of someone who's a significantly worse writer than Vinth.

[AChimp]

A Malevolent Seal of Approval! Yes!

I need a silver medal someday to complete my collection.

[CaptainBubba]

Not only did I chuckle, but I learned a new word!! Possibly one of the best threads ever!

I can NOT wait for Vince's undoubtedly ammusing response!

[VinceZeb]

I typed my response to that mail on purpose. I know what the word meant. I like to make myself seem stupid from time to time. Who wants to read a pompous ass while they are wastin time on the net? I sure as hell wouldn't. Thats why I did that. It disses him and makes me look like a dumbass at the same time. If people don't like it, they don't have to read it. No one is forcing them to.

Of course now the covetous jew will spit out his drink of Arab childrens' blood and put down his bagles and have to time some screed, starting with spelling my name "Vinth" and about how I didn't know and I am just covering my ass and some other choice words coming from a 40 year old man who should be worrying more about getting a perscription for Viagra then trying to make a 22 year old kid on the net look stupid. But then when your are sexually inadaquete in bed, it is easy to project your hatred onto others, as the example of Max projecting his onto my persona.

[Protoclown]

Bull.

Shit.

[sspadowsky]

Wow, Vince. You are dangerously unstable.

I think you ought to pause for a moment and reflect on the worth of your life. Please, just sit there for a moment, and consider that you are worse than the bad characters on this board. At least they have an excuse for being stupid.
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Spice weed

[CaptainBubba]

That wasn't nearly as ammusing as I thought it would be. It was more like one of those moments when you're so empathetic for a person that you feel embarrassed, as if you did whatever it is they're doing.

I'm almost in tears over how red Vince's face must be.

[VinceZeb]

Did you have to roll a 4D6 before you came up with that great responce, Proto?

Yeah, ss, I am just so damn unstable. What the hell is your defintion of unstable? Because if your think I am, then I pity how you see the rest of the world.

[mburbank]

Vinth; If your goal is truly to make yourself look stupid, I take back everything I said about you. If that's really wht you're up to, you are a marvelous writer, becuase you look really stupid almost all the time. You look just astiundingly dumb, like some sort of drooling, hunched over caveman with hydrocephally, his huge water swollen head bobbing about, his knuckles raw and dirty, leaving twin paths on either side of his footprints. Bravo! Well done, you guy who looks so convincingly stupid so very, very often. I'm especially impressed by the way you publiscized your mock stupidity, so that an even larger audience might be entertained by seeing how stupid you seem to be.

I was astounded by your references to my Judaism, coming as they did out of left field. I admit, I never saw it coming and relly don't know how to respond. I'm just that surprised.

EDIT: Vince, shouldn't you go tell you chums at Newsfilter you were intentionally looking like a dumbass? Are you going to leave them with the impression that you actually ARE a dumbass, since most of their reposnes to your thread indicate that's what they think?

Your disturbing speculation on my sexuality doesn't fool me. I see now your need to put our conversation into sexual terms is another skillful example of you deliberatley painting yourself as a dumbass? Kudos to you, Vinth, your ass looks dumber than ever before! It seems amazing you can even type, you seem to be so dumb!

[VinceZeb]

Well, max, I like to poke fun at myselk once in a while. People appreciate that kind of honesty.

And max, please don't try to do a character evaluation on me. You are a pompous fool and an idiot. A self-loathing limp-wristed liberal who lives in the past of his teenage dope smoking years. You work at a job that requires no real skill or effort as it comes to dealing with real word matters. Your inability to function or to show off your self-percieved "vast intelligence" in the real world gives you a complex in which you now try to shed while on the internet. I know, I used to have it.

You also like to be among your friends because without a support system you would be seen as an idiot and a mindless shell of a human being. I am the one that ventured into the lion's den. I don't see you traveling outside your home base.

Your track record on this board with the subjects of defending your family or using weapons shows that you are lacking in what we like to call the "balls" department. In a fight, you would be too busy trying to analyze and decipher your attacker's speech to notice that your face has smashed and your wallet stolen.

I attack your Jewish heritage because it is easy. But you are uppity and you do fit the Jewish sterotype. But I have so much else I could expound upon when it comes to you that I would like to save it for later.

Max, don't try to get to "know" me or call me a caveman. At least I would defend my family if attacked. We should meet and go up and down the street and ask 100 different women of all different types what kind of man is better:

1) A wimpy old geezer that surrounds himself with immature children and other "funny" people to try and build up their own weak self esteem and self opinion.

2) Me.

I'd advise you to put a large sum of money on it as well. I can wave it in your face after I win.

[FartinMowler]

As I pear into another Vince thread I just want Max to take a proverbial hammer to this guys head and just end it. :/

[mburbank]

"I like to make myself seem stupid from time to time."
Then your last post must please you as much as it pleases me!

"Well, max, I like to poke fun at myselk once in a while."
How often would you say once in a while was? %80 of the time? %98 of the time?

I'm sorry, what do you know about my job aside from it's being at a Museum? Anything? Hssst! This is the part where you speculte, are way off base, and confuse singular and plural words!

I'd make fun of your job, but you haven't told any of us what exactly you do at your Private school. It's got something to do with admissions. And the 'real world'.

"I don't see you traveling outside your home base. "
I've played that game from time to time at a few large boards. I may do it again, if I can find a new angle. A lot of people here (and at ther boards) already knew that. They've seen it. I do so enjoy you ONCE AGAIN making the same mistake though. Wht is it that happens when you assume?

"Your track record on this board with the subjects of defending your family or using weapons shows that you are lacking in what we like to call the "balls" department."

1.) AGAIN with the sexual dominance themes! There are one or two other ways to look at the world.
2.) I've never been called upon to 'defend' my family. Provide for, yes. Pay the mortgage and the bills, raise kids, volunteer at school, put food on the table, bandage scrapes, sing lullabyes, change diapers, sit up all night with cholic and fever, go to plays and concerts, make lunches but the opportunity to 'defend them' in the way you mean just hasn't arisen. Could be I work really, really hard so I can live in a safe neigborhood.
3.) I recall you used weapons to defend either yourself or your family, but you wouldn't tell us anything about it becuase it was private. Or 'make believe'. I hope it was exciiting as your buddy the cop and that whole thing where he helped the FBI track down the stalker! THAT was SO COOL!
4.) When you talk about defending your family, you mean your Mom and Dad, right? Or are you just speculating about what you might do in some fantasyland where in a woman let you make bby on her?
5.) Hold on, are you making fun of my being a Jew? Holy crap. Where the hell did that come from? That blows me away, man. JUMP BACK! Don't you pull that sneak attack shit on me, man.
6.) " A wimpy old geezer that surrounds himself with immature children and other "funny" people to try and build up their own weak self esteem and self opinion." Vinth. Don't you know the kind of luck you've had with the whole assuming thing? Are you honestly going to do it again? Or is this that part of the time where you like to mke yourself seem stupid?

[sspadowsky]

Vince, you may want to consider investing in a new ass. I don't see how you could want your current one after it's been handed to you so many, many times.
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Digital vaporizer

[VinceZeb]

Max, I have no "sexual dominace" issue with you. You seem to be the one that keeps bringing it up.

I could also give a fuck less about your job. Or for you for that matter. You are nothing but entertaining internet fodder for me. Your existance in my life begins and ends on this message board. Once I am not here, I don't even give you a second thought. But I know I have to give you a thought once in a while, becuse I interfere with the confort zone you have here.

Also, would you like a gold star for being a dad? Everyone else does it to. No one wants to here about how you do so much when my father, your father, everyone elses father did the same thing.

When I talk about defending my family, I am talking about defending my family, my friends, and anyone else who needs it. I have used a weapon to defend in my lifetime. I am glad I am able to possess them. People like you would like them taken away. People like you also cheered when Ivan Drago killed Creed during Rocky IV and during the first half of Red Dawn.

And if you think you are clever with this Vinth shit, please take your cleverness back to the "intelliectuals" you hang out with. I'd also advise you take your distance away from me, because you are cramping my style and you keep steping on my vastly superior penis.

EDIT: Oh, did I feel a slight draft? That must have been sspadowsky giving his useless, uninformed opinion that a grand total of 0 people asked for!