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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 02:45 AM       
I'm afraid you're right.
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 12:42 PM       
why are your ears preceded by wooly women's pubes
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 04:17 PM       
because I dig mature woman, preferably around their late 40's
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Old Feb 15th, 2009, 12:10 AM       
you look like you were first in line to buy the lonely island album.
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Old Feb 15th, 2009, 04:24 AM       
What the hell is the lonely island abum? You seem to know more about that than I do so indulge me, what is this lonely island album? Don't forget to google it for me, go ahead, do my deeds for me so I don't have to lift one finger.
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Old Feb 15th, 2009, 04:32 AM       
You know you already googled it, Babs.
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Old Feb 15th, 2009, 05:07 AM       
DAMNIT!!! how the hell did you know? HACK0RZZ
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Old Feb 15th, 2009, 04:29 PM       
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THIS IS WHAT GUITAR WOMAN USED TO LOOK LIKE:

i still think thats gw
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Old Feb 15th, 2009, 04:31 PM       
The whole GW thing is just too confusing for me and I give up.
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Old Feb 15th, 2009, 04:41 PM       
its a long story but hes a guy IRL that used to be mocked endlessly and then posted under a girls identity but hes alright now i guess
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Old Feb 15th, 2009, 04:48 PM       
Must be a "hadta be there" thing.
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Old Feb 15th, 2009, 06:40 PM       
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22286

^^ That should explain it, sort of.
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Old Feb 15th, 2009, 08:44 PM       
I appreciate it. So GW was insinuating that she-he was a girl and someone outed himher as not being one. Heshe maintains an androgynous persona either way.
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Old Feb 15th, 2009, 09:08 PM       
He was banned, then he came back as a woman to avoid detection, and has been here ever since.
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Old Feb 15th, 2009, 09:22 PM       
GW is like... you know when you can smell something unpleasant and you go all around the room trying to figure out what it is before eventually giving up and enduring the foulness of it? Yeah well that's Guitar Woman: a foul smell that lingers around the forum spreading her foulness to every recess of the board.

Plus she looks like Autistic Spock.
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Old Feb 16th, 2009, 06:33 AM       
I've been walking around the nursery where I work looking for the source of a foul smell for the past few days. It was absolutely disgusting. Luckily I found it, although I sort of wish I didn't, since it was a nest of dead baby rats that have been rotting. I killed their mother last week (shovel to the head) and I guess the poor wee bubs couldn't find food : (

I suppose Guitar Woman is like that rotten nest of dead baby rats.
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Old Feb 16th, 2009, 07:20 AM       
I think that may be the best analogy ever.
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Old Feb 16th, 2009, 08:50 AM       
Agreed.

I completely understand how bad that smells. Waaaaaaaaaay back in the summer of 1995, my dear sweet brand-new Dodge Neon with the smiling face, strawberry pearl finish and confetti-upholstery seats slowly disappeared in a fog of hideous odor.

We couldn't figure out what it was or where it was coming from, but it got worse and worse and worse. It became so noxious that eating in the car or traveling with the windows up was impossible. We had the inside shampooed several times. It was beginning to be like that Seinfeld episode with the BO car.

Finally, we found the culprit...a dead, rotting field mouse half-submerged in water on the inside of the taillight casing. It was the side near the trunk that you couldn't see. The water was just as gross as the mouse.

From what the detailing guys told us, it's not really uncommon for mice to get up into parked cars. They said they find the insides of seats shredded for nests all the time.
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Old Feb 16th, 2009, 09:01 AM       
So it's a lot like Richard Gere's asshole?
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Old Feb 16th, 2009, 03:51 PM       
man i actually had the seinfield thing happen to me once. We took the car to walmart to get a quick oil change or something and not only did it take forever but when we got it back it smelled like.. geh.

we emptied a bottle of febreeze and some other shit into that car and it finally went away.
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Old Feb 18th, 2009, 05:33 PM       
I hate the smell of febreeze. I think I will keep the car smelly if that was my only option. I hate the commercials for it too. People dancing about all wacked out because of the delightful smell of Febreeze.
Febreeze is scented crack. People are addicted to this stuff.
Just say no to Febreeze.
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Old Feb 18th, 2009, 05:34 PM       
Is this the fucking chat thread?
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Old Feb 18th, 2009, 05:41 PM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2009, 05:50 PM       
Since I dont have a fucking picture to post....um yea, its a chat thread.
Tadeo, how 'bout posting a picture of a fluffy bunny.... to bring it back on topic.
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Old Feb 18th, 2009, 05:57 PM       
The class of 2009 is really shaping up nicely
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