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BlueOatmeal · #1

..and my shift manager hates it when I don't hit on them.

MattJack · #2

What is his method of picking up chicks at work?

noob3 · #3

yo who would hit on chicks who spend money on coffee that shit is weak man i only hit on chicks that drink water cuz if they drink too much coffee theyre pussy smells like beans

Sacks · #4

You don't meet nice girls in coffee shops.

Grandpa Jones · #5

Caffiene is a drug!

Sacks · #6

Go to hell you old bastard.

MattJack · #7

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Originally Posted by noob3

if they drink too much coffee theyre pussy smells like beans

I generally never hit on customers when I worked jobs like those. I mean, if they started flirting with me and they were attractive I guess I could see it happening. I wouldn't try and get my mack on in a fast food/food job uniform.

Tell your boss you're queer.

Misdemonar · #8

MATTJACK YOU ARE STUPID AND YOU CAN NEVER RUN AWAY FROM THAT.

MetalMilitia · #9

You could be all smooth say things like "that'll be $3.50 AND YOUR PHONE NUMBER!" then they'll give it to you because you were so cool about it.

Sacks · #10

You know that would probably work if he was skeezin' on teenagers.

MetalMilitia · #11

I fail to see a problem here.

Sacks · #12

No problem just sayin'.

MattJack · #13

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Originally Posted by Misdemonar

MATTJACK YOU ARE STUPID AND YOU CAN NEVER RUN AWAY FROM THAT.

oh noes! The truth is killing me from the inside.

Did I hurt your wittle feewings? Do you hit on girls in your wittle fast food uniform? Awwwwww him so cuteeeeeee.

Terra · #14

um midemoner is into ...boys.

but..shhhhhh..that is our little secret

MattJack · #15

sorry, I thought it was a 14 year old boy.

Let me try again:

AAAWWWWWWWW did someone get herr wittle feewings huurt? Did someone meet her frisco dyke lover at Denny'ssssss? Awwww yesh she did! YESH SHE DID! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Terra · #16

this lil' cajun fucker is hot.

Sam · #17

YOU CAN DO IT BLUEOATMEAL I HAVE FAITH IN YOU!

Matt Harty · #18

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Originally Posted by BlueOatmeal

..and my shift manager hates it when I don't hit on them.

you show those girls whos boss!

MarioRPG · #19

Brag that you work where they eat.

BlueOatmeal · #20

Oh snap guys! I closed drive-thru Sunday and all these fine ladies kept coming so I was chatting up a storm, eating pretzels with a carload of girls and giggling like an asshole. My shift was all like "Fucking right Larry!"

Matt Harty · #21

and then you woke up

Pudty · #22

Know what I hate? The fucking pretentious bitches who order thier dapalapafrappachino and then proceed to sip thier 600 calorie "coffee" while reading the newest issue of some hip, up to date, trendy magazine, giving everyone the preception that they know something that everyone else doesn't, the go home and write a book and how original and trendy they are.