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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 10:47 AM        ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE
I'm twenty-eight years old today.

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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 11:05 AM       
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 11:16 AM       
You are an old fart, Sspad. Try not to collapse a lung blowing out all those candles.
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 11:57 AM       
welcome to my age!

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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 12:27 PM       
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 12:44 PM       
C'mon it aint so bad! I'm sure things could be worse.
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 01:05 PM       
Well, if you are one foot into the grave, I must be shoulder deep in my dirt bath at the age of 31.

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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 04:05 PM       
Thanks, all. I am so pleased to see my old-school homies representing. Consider yourselves shouted-out to.
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 04:06 PM       
Happy Birthday.
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 04:23 PM       
I would just like to say that I am not cooler than Tom

And happy birthday
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 04:27 PM       
ANYBODY WITH POLICE SQUAD QUOTES IN THEIR SIGS GETS TO HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODYA
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 04:49 PM       
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 05:00 PM       
Happy Birthday sspadowsky your one of the best things on I-mockery and I hope you never leave unless you find something better and tell me.
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 05:19 PM       
i dont remember being 28.

Hey, hey, why does Michael jackson like 28 year olds?

Cause there's 20 of them.
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 05:24 PM       
i get it
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 05:31 PM       
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 05:38 PM       
OMG YOU ARE SOOOO OLD!!!!
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 05:45 PM       

OLD, BITCH!

(PS- It's Willie's birthday today, too)
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 05:49 PM       
happy birthday willie nelson
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 06:09 PM       
willie nelson rules

happy birthday
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 07:37 PM       
Hey Sspazzzz!!! Happy Birthday you old coot!! Guess it's time to send you some naked pictures.

Have lots of fun doood!
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Old Apr 30th, 2004, 07:38 PM       
Happy birthday. Post more often.
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Old May 1st, 2004, 04:19 AM       
Happy Birthday Spadlington !
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Old May 1st, 2004, 05:54 PM       
Happy Birthday Old Man. Jeezus christ you're old enough to have been ten when I was born. Ewwww...
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Old May 1st, 2004, 06:27 PM       
happy birthday sspad, 28 was a good year for me, good luck with it.
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