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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 04:47 PM        sex!
What's the most times you've had sex in one day?
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 04:54 PM       
8. My dick and my hand were both sore after that day.
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 05:16 PM       


I AM GOING TO BRAG IN THIS THREAD.
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 06:25 PM       
3 times

i was way too tired and we were both just sore
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 06:30 PM        .
ONCE and I never stopped
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 07:04 PM       
Four.

Aaaaaaaah-hahahahah, fuck you.
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 07:27 PM       
Two.
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 07:30 PM       
I beat you all during my honeymoon, you don't really need to know the number
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 07:59 PM       
I think it's quality that should count

Which is my way of saying "three" and not feeling weak.

Which I won't when I mention that all three times were between 2 and 5 hours
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 09:14 PM       
did she fall asleep?
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Old Jun 8th, 2004, 01:43 AM       
Not at all.

Though, if you're in the market for tasteful details, walking was quite painful afterwards.

Any attempt to do it for almost a week afterward was a mutual chorus of "ow"s.
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Old Jun 8th, 2004, 10:03 AM       
Enough to repopulate the planet several times over
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Old Jun 8th, 2004, 10:21 AM       
6. It's easier when there's more then one girl. Less whining about pains.
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Old Jun 8th, 2004, 01:25 PM       
I have 6 times within 24 Hours, but if you get technical, they were on different days. 3 Times in the evening, sleep, 3 times in the morning.
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Old Jun 8th, 2004, 03:47 PM       
can't remember - the drugs they had given me finally kicked in just after the second one started.
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Old Jun 8th, 2004, 05:56 PM       
I got halfway through :awesome
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Old Jun 8th, 2004, 06:14 PM       
Chimp, start bragging. :/ I'm waiting.

The sex - then sleep - then sex thing is cheating. :/ But I suppose I wasn't specific enough.
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Old Jun 8th, 2004, 07:55 PM       
SSA, reading your posts would be less of a chore if your avatar had a flashing rainbow background.
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Old Jun 9th, 2004, 06:53 PM       
I would make it if I knew how to do that shit. Damn.
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Old Jun 9th, 2004, 10:03 PM       
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did she fall asleep?

NO YOU FOOL

She WAS asleep
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Old Jun 10th, 2004, 08:38 AM       
i'm gonna have to agree with dole on this one
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Old Jun 10th, 2004, 10:14 AM       
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Old Jun 20th, 2004, 09:03 PM       
Define your terms then Royal.

Assuming you mean male orgasm aqquired through intercourse, then once.

Otherwise I suppose I could say 3 times.
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 01:17 AM       
well, my cousin, Genital Herpes has infected enough of you worthless meatbags to beat you all, and in my own terms, i have beaten you all too, including prof. cool
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 01:33 AM       
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