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MattJack · #**26126**

I'm talking about some mother truckin Football, or SOCCER to an Englishman such as yourself.

Kathryn, all French people do have silly mustaches and OUTERRRRRAGEOUS ACCENTS! :: python

MattJack · #**26127**

We're FRENCH!

Why are you in England?

MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!

MetalMilitia · #**26128**

Actually we say "football", not "soccer". Or more precisely "God I wish everyone would shut up about football, it's gay".

Zinger · #**26129**

I have a few American friends who think I'm really stereotypically British, but I'm really not.

The US ladies like my accent though, aparantly.

noob3 · #**26130**

i'm part french

Lenor · #**26131**

I thought, the joke was referring to U.S. States, not the entire country.

I live in NY.

Therefore, since walking is the thing around here, I'm def not fat.And Matt your making absolutely no sense. Maybe I'm just too much of a Yankee.

cestkathryn · #**26132**

US ladies have parties in their pants for accents.

MattJack- they also carry around baguettes!

Fathom Zero · #**26133**

Wowie, a real-life gay frenchman.

Noodles · #**26134**

West Virginian

MetalMilitia · #**26135**

Quote:

Originally Posted by noob3

i'm part french

which part?

I slay myself.

MattJack · #**26136**

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

Actually we say "football", not "soccer". Or more precisely "God I wish everyone would shut up about football, it's gay".

I know, my sarcasm was a little dry maybe? I was just being a dick, pretending that you were the stereotypical Englishman that loves football, tea, and dark shit tasting beer.

Noob, me too! But it's Cajun french

. Does that count? ... wait.. I came from people who came from Canada...

MetalMilitia · #**26137**

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack

pretending that you were the stereotypical Englishman that loves football, tea, and dark shit tasting beer.

Hmpf, two out of three 'aint bad.

Zinger · #**26138**

It's actually the Irish that like the dark beer, we like ours warm, with a nice slice of beans on toast.

MattJack · #**26139**

warm beer?! Why would you do that to yourself? You know that we have the technology to cool your beverage?

Toast and Beer? My mind is officially blown.

MetalMilitia · #**26140**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zinger

It's actually the Irish that like the dark beer, we like ours warm, with a nice slice of beans on toast.

Ale should be served at the termperature of the barrel in the cellar, which is usually cool. NO COOLER.

...but certainly not warm.

Zinger · #**26141**

Yeah, I know. I'm backwards and random like that sometimes.

Grislygus · #**26142**

The "dark beer" is Guiness, so you know.

liquidstatik · #**26143**

CUZ WE TAAAAAAAAKKKINN OVAA

CONVICTT MUUUSIC

MattJack · #**26144**

My friend's parents are Irish. Last night they were cursin and shit, I couldn't stop smiling. His mom got +5 attractive points for the accent, but then quickly lost them with her river dancing which was making my penis soft.

I hope my children all have different accents from the UK.