I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

Also, I have ZBF's password & I haven't done that to him so fat chance.

Yeah but nobody cares about him

Not that anyone cares about you either, but they care more

[Esuohlim]

I only kid if we weren't separated by 10,000 miles of ocean I'd come over and give you a big old hug you little scamp

[MarioRPG]

I think emos are just dumb, yeah it's a stereotype. I just imagine them on their deathbed, looking back.
"God, I was so gay, I didn't even follow through on my suicide attempts... What the hell was I thinking? Those jeans were made for girls!"

[Esuohlim]

Oh shit that's such a gay post.

Good thing I have an edit button so I can pretend I never wrote it

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I only kid if we weren't separated by 10,000 miles of ocean I'd come over and give you a big old hug you little scamp

I'm booking my plane ticket now. I want that hug. I'LL TAKE IT BY FORCE IF NEEDS BE!

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/30/wo...html?ref=world

:gannon

[T-Rex]

Ling ling shuffles shuffles off off this this mortal mortal coil coil :-(

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...cle=1&catnum=0

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

what kind of medication...and why?

what did you have for breakfast?

Are you fucking kidding me. Ugh

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I like really skinny girls with short dark hair

Like the one I'm trying to pursue

:encyclopediadramatica#7

WINONA RYDER GIVES ME A BONER

[Esuohlim]

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[Esuohlim]

BONER

[Esuohlim]

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[T-Rex]

I had this discussion with my friends.

Winona Ryder vs Natalie Portman.

Natalie Portman all the time son.



"I see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind!"

[Esuohlim]

OK well since I'm a dork that finds intelligence just about the most attractive thing about a girl I'd probably pick Natalie Portman too

[Esuohlim]

Not that I'd pick a buck-toothed Princeton graduate horse face over Winona Ryder but you know what I mean

[Guitar Woman]

Winona Ryder is pretty!

[Esuohlim]

Oh shit don't agree with me when it comes to taste in women

The girl I want to do a sex with has the same hair but hopefully not the same kleptomania

:ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA#7

[Pub Lover]

Boy hair?

[Esuohlim]

Yeah I guess jerk Well it depends to an extent

The only difference between me and GW in this case though is that if Winona Ryder had a penis GW would still go for it.

[Pub Lover]

Is shrubfest really a girl? I was kidding when I said I wanted more of them on here.

[Esuohlim]

Also the person in question should obviously be female at first glance without even a hint of doubt or else no sale.

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

Is shrubfest really a girl? I was kidding when I said I wanted more of them on here.

Probably I mean you saw how Cosmo jumped to the opportunity to start making gay ass small talk.

[Grislygus]

Probably the only starlets I wouldn't bone if given the opportunity are Nicole Kidman and Paris Hilton

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Grislygus

Probably the only starlets I wouldn't bone if given the opportunity are Nicole Kidman and Paris Hilton

You would bone this?