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Old Jun 26th, 2006, 03:42 AM        NEW MINIMOCK: "SEAGAL'S LIGHTNING BOLT DRINK!"
Here's a little surprise for all of you. Just before I left for the left coast, Proto, Andrew, Re and I took pictures for an all new Extreme Beverage Testers episode. One so extreme that it could actually bring the entire world of martial arts and beverages to their knees, begging for the sweet release of sepuku!

We put a lot of work into this one because it was obviously going to be the last photo piece we did together for a while. It also marks the first time we've done a taste test of a non-Jones Soda brand drink. So here it is, in all of its chop-socky glory!


NEW MINIMOCK: "EXTREME BEVERAGE TESTERS vs. STEVEN SEAGAL'S 'LIGHTNING BOLT' ENERGY DRINK!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/seagal-lightningbolt

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Old Jun 26th, 2006, 10:20 AM       
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Old Jun 26th, 2006, 10:30 AM       
Steven Seagal fuckin' owns!

His movies are great especially Undersiege and Undersiege 2
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Old Jun 26th, 2006, 12:00 PM       
Rogg that is awesome. I still get a little chuckle from reading "Skeeter, J-Dawg, and Bhodi"
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Old Jun 26th, 2006, 04:02 PM       
Rog, I passed a van on the road that was advertising that stuff.
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Old Jun 27th, 2006, 04:52 AM       
Steven Segal is awesome, so that means the beverage is too )))
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Old Jun 27th, 2006, 07:43 AM       
i can't get online at home, and i-mockery bangs against the "tasteless" filter. somebody tell me what the numbers way around the filter is again??
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Old Jun 28th, 2006, 03:17 PM       
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Rog, I passed a van on the road that was advertising that stuff.
Really? I haven't seen anything promoting the drink anywhere. Damn! Did the van have Seagal riding on top of it just like in Teen Wolf?

As for the drinks, they tasted really awful. I like Seagal 'n all but I'm not gonna lie to ya... the drinks are only worth buying for the novelty, for refreshment.
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Old Jun 28th, 2006, 04:11 PM       
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Try putting in 207.58.142.234
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