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DamnthatDavid · #1

So, I got bit by some spider on my knee... and it was all strange colored and discolored. Then I smashed the knee (with spider bite) into the edge of a ladder while climbing it. Disgusting spider poision/puss and pain ensued.

Just keeping you all updated in my day to day life.

RaNkeri · #2

Was it a poisonous sprider?

Mockery · #3

This thread is nothing without photos of the knee wound.

MarioRPG · #4

I'm assuming hitting the bitten knee hurt extra much?

DamnthatDavid · #5

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This thread is nothing without photos of the knee wound.

When my sister moved out, my Dad gave her his old digi-cam.

When I moved out, I got nothing.

So until I can scrap up 200-300 bucks, you just have to use your imagination.

I'll try drawing it in Photoshop.

DamnthatDavid · #6

Well... I tried. But it looked like a blog of red mixed with yellow.

It hurt more then it looked good.

And RaNkeri, all spiders are poisionus, the degree at which they effect the human body is different though. My bite just created puss pockets of pain.

Mockery · #7

This thread is nothing without a picture of your failed Photoshop drawing of your knee wound.

DamnthatDavid · #8

I shall post it when I get home. I am at a strangers computer

DamnthatDavid · #9

RaNkeri · #10

Oh wow, I can feel your pain via that picture.

Have you plotted any kind of revenge?

Mockery · #11

See what I mean? Just look at that!

Now this thread is awesome.

funkyamunky · #12

nice shorts

thebiggameover · #13

daddy long legs are way more poisionus than any other spider on earth. they just dont have a mouth or fangs or whatever to break through human skin. (where the fuck is janeet x when you need her?). what kind did you get bit by??

RaNkeri · #14

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Originally Posted by thebiggameover

daddy long legs are way more poisionus than any other spider on earth. they just dont have a mouth or fangs or whatever to break through human skin. (where the fuck is janeet x when you need her?). what kind did you get bit by??

Mythbusters busted that myth

sloth · #15

thebiggameover did you know if you get a crab drunk it walks forwards

MetalMilitia · #16

A PICTURE OF A SPIDER EATING A KNEE

executioneer · #17

Marc Summers · #18

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Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid

But it looked like a blog of red mixed with yellow.

Doing a little subliminal advertising are we?
http://www.benno-klier.com/blog/?p=25

MarioRPG · #19

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Originally Posted by Marc Summers

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid

But it looked like a blog of red mixed with yellow.

Doing a little subliminal advertising are we?
http://www.benno-klier.com/blog/?p=25

Oh my, you best be quiet. You're getting too close to the truth!

DamnthatDavid · #20

No idea what type of spider. But I shall labor to draw the picture of the spider I believed attacked my knee.

This is Richardo, the spider. He came from the wrong side of the web. His father was eaten by his mother, who also tried to eat Richardo after his birth.
Narrowly escaping his mother, Ricardo was lost adrift in the world, where he quickly turned to a life of crime. He worked in the Arachnid Family as a hired goon. Sucking the life out of annoying pests that bugged the boss.