NEW SHORT: "THE NEW SUPERMAN RETURNS TOYS!"

[Mockery]

With "Superman Returns" opening in theatres this week, I figured now would be a good time to take a look at the inevitable blitz of movie tie-in items - in particular, the toys.


NEW SHORT: "THE NEW SUPERMAN RETURNS TOYS!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/superman-returns-toys

Enjoy!

[RaNkeri]

This fails big time...



Not to mention this one...

[Fathom Zero]

I want the heat vision headset.

[SUFFER]

you would think after decades of crappy movie / toy tie ins , they would eventually get better , but of course even after all the advances in technology , they still put out the same horrible
( if not worse ) bullshit ass merchandise .

[MarioRPG]

Originally Posted by RaNkeri

Not to mention this one...

Look at that kid's face, it just screams badass.

[James]

My favorite thing about that inflat-o suit is that it actually makes you look more buff than the new Superman does.

They even airbrushed the Superman picture on that box to make him look more muscley.

Fuck, that new Superman looks like a wimpy Smallville faggot. He also has some sort of extra-long mutant torso.


Also, yes, that Clark Kent figure looks like Harry Potter and Mo Rocca had a baby and put some dumpy clothes on him. It's one of the worst toys I've ever seen.