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Esuohlim · #**68102**

miami vice fuck my cock

Grislygus · #**68103**

BORED

DULL CONVERSATION

YOUTUBE SCRAMBLE

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Grislygus · #**68106**

HITCHCOCK GONNA SLAP A BITCH

Pub Lover · #**68107**

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Originally Posted by Grislygus

BLAKES 7

I wrote an article for donkeydick esuohlim about that show. It was crap.

Kitsa · #**68108**

My neurosurgeon sounds exactly like an American Alfred Hitchcock :/ But he looks like Garrison Keillor.

Fathom Zero · #**68109**

I became a fan of Marvin Nash on Facebook.

Grislygus · #**68110**

so after finally being strongarmed into getting a YIM account, I now realize that "why yes, it is just as gay as it's ever been."

Shrubfest · #**68111**

I've been given my first work placement. It's in about 2 weeks and its with 16 year olds. And then I have another one I know nothing about a few weeks after. Then I'm moving out. I think I'm about to have a panic attack. It's all too grown up and sudden.

Grislygus · #**68112**

What, are you being assigned as a social worker at a fucking halfway home or some shit?

Grislygus · #**68113**

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover

I wrote an article for donkeydick esuohlim about that show. It was crap.

Well yeah,It was aimed at fat english geeks who'd already watched the new Dr. Who episode for the week

sci-fi cheese junkies in need of a quick fix and the occasional witty sentence

Shrubfest · #**68114**

I'm a costume student. I'm supposed to help 16 year olds make carnival costumes based on tigers. Or something.

Grislygus · #**68115**

Have fun with that

Grislygus · #**68116**

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Originally Posted by Grislygus

Well yeah,It was aimed at fat english geeks who'd already watched the new Dr. Who episode for the week

Of course, over here in America people actually watched V on a regular basis, so I can't really give our estranged siblings too much shit over Blake's 7

Dimnos · #**68117**

$30

Grislygus · #**68118**

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Originally Posted by Grislygus

Motherfucker I will cut out your neck in its entirety, marinate it in a blend of garlic, onions, cayenne pepper, dijon mustard and select amounts of soy sauce, butterfly it and serve it to my friends at our next beach barbecue RARF GWALHRIGOA

And then when my friends see me slicing off their cut of the neck they'll be all like "Dude, what the fuck is that"

And I'll be all like "Ah, it's somebody's throat. Nobody important, though"

And they'll be like "That's somebody's throat?"

And I'll be like "yeah, I marinated and spatchcocked it" and that will be humiliating for you because it sounds dirty and you'll be looking down from the afterlife being all like "not cool bro, not cool"