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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 02:06 AM       
Mr. Baio...

I put my pee-pee in this girl's poop hole the other night. Is that OK?
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 01:43 PM       
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Of course "Joani" and "Chachi" loved each other, silly, they made a show about it!!! HA HA HA!!!

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I will not dignify such vulgarity.

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I can teach you, but you'll have to buy my video. cha-CHING! HA HA HA!

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That's perfectly fine in most states.
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 12:21 PM       
I knew it...
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 04:38 PM       
Dear Mr. Baio,

If it were physically possible, and you could tuck it far back enough, would you go fuck yourself?

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Old Sep 17th, 2003, 02:00 AM       
Just die George
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Old Sep 17th, 2003, 04:50 AM       
Dear Scotty,

What happened to that "Baby Talk" show? Like they never had a grand finale or anything. You would think that a show like that ending would make the news.

PS: Did you ever get to put your "thingie" in the "woman thingie" of the mother in that show? I mean, you were just the handy man and you were in her appt several times an episode after all... I doubt that woman had you over to nail the floorboards huh huh i-if you know what I-I mean huh huh.
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Old Sep 17th, 2003, 05:22 AM       
Dear Scott Baio,

Have you ever had teh secks...

...with Joanie? :O
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Old Apr 3rd, 2004, 11:03 PM       
I'm still fielding love/sex/relationship questions. I'm good at it all.

I'm a nice guy.
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Old Apr 3rd, 2004, 11:23 PM       
Reading this thread is like a nostalgia overload.
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Old Apr 3rd, 2004, 11:24 PM       
Scott, what do girls like in a man?
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Old Apr 4th, 2004, 07:35 AM       
I have since become too fly to be seen here.
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Old Apr 4th, 2004, 06:42 PM       
Mr Baio can you tell me how to seduce this girl i like
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 05:12 AM       
'Scott Baio Is Back' is fucking rubbish.
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 10:49 AM       
Yeah, cuz he never really went anywhere.
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 06:07 PM       
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'Scott Baio Is Back' is fucking rubbish.
Yeah especially when I don't know who he is.
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Old Apr 10th, 2004, 01:31 PM       
Emu-

What women like in a man is confidence, as well as sensitivity. They like a man who can bring home the bacon, and then put it to use, if ya know what I mean!!. :wink

FreakinStrange-

I've heard this one a lot. It's easy. Sleep with her sister. If she doesn't have a sister, then sleep with her brother. If there's no brother, find some other blood relative.

Now the next part is important. When she finds out about it, and asks why you did it, tell her to shut up and sleep with you. She'll be so confused, so distracted, so outraged, that'll she'll have to give in. Once again, confidence is key. This has worked for me at least 2 or 3 times.

Mr. Dole-

Your first name wouldn't happen to be Bob now would it? hehehe, like the guy on viagra commercials.....

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I'm TV and movie star Scott Baio. I'm a pretty nice guy. Hi.
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Old Apr 10th, 2004, 01:47 PM       
What do guys like in a girl?

Their own penis ... hahahahahahahaha! Thank you I'll be here all week and please tip your wait staff.
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Old Apr 11th, 2004, 11:59 AM       
I'll handle the jokes here, Kelly.

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Old Apr 11th, 2004, 09:38 PM       
I think I like this guy.
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Old Jul 26th, 2004, 01:30 AM       
If only I had a dime....LOLLO

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Old Jul 26th, 2004, 01:31 AM       
Does a girl stay loose forever or does it go back? :X
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Old Jul 26th, 2004, 01:33 AM       
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Scott, is it possible that someone will love me and my personal happy days will spin-off into our own series of adventures?
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Old Jul 26th, 2004, 06:06 PM       
Scotty I'm a short person. I don't like the other midgets that play with me. Is it ever possible to find true love with a tall man?
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Old Jul 26th, 2004, 07:21 PM       
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Old Jul 26th, 2004, 09:26 PM       
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What happened to that "Baby Talk" show? Like they never had a grand finale or anything. You would think that a show like that ending would make the news.
oh man the only thing i remember from that show is this big dramatic scene going on where the woman is angry and crying and yelling in a resturant and then she said "we're going home. waiter, can i get a doggie bag?" and then it cut to the baby saying "good, now we can get a doggie!" and then it cut to the typical sitcom transition with upbeat sitcom jazz music it got to the point where it was like the baby was just weighing them down like "oh man this show is great but sh*t we have to write sh*t for the BABY now gaaah f*cking baby"

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