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Old Jun 9th, 2007, 05:20 PM       
DON'T QUESTION THE ANSWERS TO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS, YOU PARTY POOPER :EXPLODE
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Old Jun 10th, 2007, 01:37 AM       
FUCK HYPOTHETICAL NIGGA

EVEN GOING BACK IN TIME A COUPLE OF DAYS THE EARTH WOULD PROBABLY BE SO FAR AWAY YOUD APPEAR IN THE DEADNESS OF SPACE AND FUCKING DIE UNLESS YOU HAD A SPACESUIT ON OKAY FUCK HIPPOPATOMAOUSES IN SPACE
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Old Jun 11th, 2007, 10:12 AM       
I believe all of you are distracting from the meaningful image of thousands of South African women singing together, about their problem free philosophy, and how fucking funny Sethomas' joke is on so many levels.

Vagina Dentata!

Vagina Dentata?

Yeah, it's our motto!
What's a motto?

Nothing. What's a-motto with you?

THERE ARE NEEDLES IN MY PENIS.
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Old Jun 12th, 2007, 01:16 PM       
I'd go back circa the early Roman Empire and become the pagan God of time.
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Old Jun 12th, 2007, 01:19 PM       
kellychaos!!!!!!!!
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Old Jun 12th, 2007, 01:20 PM       
wait a minute kellychaos are you the same person as give me the money
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Old Jun 12th, 2007, 01:26 PM       
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Old Jun 12th, 2007, 03:08 PM       
I had hakuna mutata in my head for like two days after sethomas said that
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Old Jun 13th, 2007, 01:17 PM       
Much tribute would be demanded and bestowed upon Kelly the Time God.
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Old Jun 13th, 2007, 02:08 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2007, 02:56 PM       
i'd go give the confederacy ak47s
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Old Jun 14th, 2007, 11:58 AM       
If the romans had actually met any of the gods they probably wouldn't have made them sound so great...
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Old Jun 18th, 2007, 01:16 PM       
If time travel were possible, would we be more or less suseptible to the germs in that past that have yet to evolve?
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Old Jun 18th, 2007, 11:41 PM       
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If the romans had actually met any of the gods they probably wouldn't have made them sound so great...
Roman gods were fucking dull as hell.
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Old Jun 18th, 2007, 11:52 PM       
yeah theyre all named after planets sheesh what a bunch of astronomy nerds
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Old Jun 18th, 2007, 11:53 PM       
astronomy is like math, right

math is stupid
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Old Jun 20th, 2007, 01:13 PM       
If I had a time machine, I would zip back to right before Fartin Mowler's parents conception of him with a pocket full of condoms and beg that they use them during this unholy union.
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Old Jun 21st, 2007, 12:43 AM       
kellychaos will you please stick around and teach these knuckleheads a thing or two about posting on message boards
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Old Jun 21st, 2007, 04:05 AM       
...and get your dancing Hobbes avatar back.
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Old Jun 21st, 2007, 09:31 PM       
You're living in a time machine
And you can choose just who you are
Someone that you've never seen
Somewhere you've never been
You're living in a time machine


And yeah, bring back the dancing Hobbes avatar.
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Old Jun 25th, 2007, 08:48 AM       
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Old Jun 26th, 2007, 05:16 AM       
I'd hang around with Rasputin. That guy was one serious hardcore motherfucker.

Oh, and I'd visit the 60's too, to see if they really were as fun as folk make out...

Edit: I would also go back to when this forum was made, kick Roger off his stool, and make this biatch bright pink. You know it makes sense...
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Old Jun 27th, 2007, 12:01 AM       
I'd zip back to Jun 26th, 2007, 11:15.59 AM and pray that the internet is down.
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Old Jul 1st, 2007, 08:48 PM       
I'd go back to the future!
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Old Jul 1st, 2007, 10:38 PM       
I like how everyone assumes that a time machine is also going to take you wherever you want to go so you can meet said historic figures. You fucking idiots.

The only answer is Dinosaur Time. Any other answer is completely retarded.
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