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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 07:43 PM        My Job Interview
Well, I have an interview at a bar and I really want to work there.

What should I do to make myself stand out from the other people?
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 07:44 PM       
Perform oral sex on your interviewer.

Edit: Seriously, you should. It's an excellent way to stand out from the crowd.
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 07:47 PM       
You could bring a bunch of girls with you.
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 07:48 PM       
Yeah, and they could all perform oral sex on the interviewer.

Edit: Simultaneously!

Edit: You could also let the interviewer sodomize you and your friends.
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 07:59 PM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 08:06 PM       
Sodomize me.
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 08:10 PM        Re: My Job Interview
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What should I do to make myself stand out from the other people?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT. JUST TRY NOT TO PUT ON ANY MORE WEIGHT, 'CAUSE YOU'RE MORE THAN THERE.
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 08:13 PM       
That one actually made me laugh. :O
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 08:13 PM       
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Sodomize me.
Sodomize yourself.
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 08:42 PM       
Pee Wee, what does "quoyed" mean?
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 08:44 PM       
I don't know. What do you think it means?
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 08:46 PM       
IT SHOULD BE "QUOTED", YOU UNDER-INFLATED BLIMP STUFFED WITH FAST FOOD AND BON BONS.
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 08:46 PM       
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, PEE WEE
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 08:48 PM       
I think it means "You are cool"

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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 08:52 PM       
Well, thank you. So what will you do to make yourself stand out at the interview? Will you follow my previous suggestion of fellatio and anal sex?
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 08:58 PM       
I don't think it's that kind of place, but if it is, I'll definitly take your advice.
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 11:41 PM       
It doesn't matter if it's "that kind of place," whatever the hell that means. A blowjob gets you a job, and with a decent starting salary, 100% gauranteed. You can't go wrong with blowjobs. Or cunnilingus. Whatever.
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 11:59 PM       
use your boobies. women can get whatever thay want with those things...
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Old Feb 7th, 2004, 12:21 AM       
I THINK YOU SHOULD ASK THEM IF THEY WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH YOUR BROOMSTICK.
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Old Feb 7th, 2004, 02:20 AM       
how many jobs have you gotten by performing fellatio and allowing anal sex, peewee?
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Old Feb 7th, 2004, 04:53 AM       
Be way confident that just by working there, you will improve the quality of their service. And express your desire to be a part of a team. And don't try and put their weiners in your mouth.
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Old Feb 7th, 2004, 05:53 AM       
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Old Feb 7th, 2004, 09:36 AM       
THERE ARE BETTER JOBS THAN TGI FRIDAYS MISSFIT
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Old Feb 7th, 2004, 12:18 PM       
That's not where it is.

It's a bar on the southside and I want to work there.

It is funny you say that though, because I was offered a job there and I went for a day and realized it wouldn't be worth a 1 1/2 hour drive and a 1/2 hour walk and airport security to top it off.
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Old Feb 7th, 2004, 12:30 PM       
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